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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 04:50 PM
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what would you do or say if you stopped at a light and found the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life in a car right next to you? and what if you've already exchanged eye contact and she even smiled at you?

this actually happened to me past weekend while i was cruising on Pacific Coast Hwy...but all i could do was to drop my mouth and say, "uh...duh..duh...duh....uh...err" and there she drove off.

i don't know if i'll have another chance like that but just in case, i would like to be prepared with your wisdom.



oh, and to be fair, what would you females do when you see the man of your dreams in the next lane?

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what would you do or say if you stopped at a light and found the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life in a car right next to you? and what if you've already exchanged eye contact and she even smiled at you?

this actually happened to me past weekend while i was cruising on Pacific Coast Hwy...but all i could do was to drop my mouth and say, "uh...duh..duh...duh....uh...err" and there she drove off.

i don't know if i'll have another chance like that but just in case, i would like to be prepared with your wisdom.


Honey, I am sorry, I cannot help you with this one!
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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 04:54 PM
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Usually, they are jealous of my car, so I rev the engine and leave them in the dust.....

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Usually, they are jealous of my car, so I rev the engine and leave them in the dust.....

hmmm... are you sure you got the question right??? you must be married and faithfull or gay to just drive off???

just kidding...




NOT!
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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 04:59 PM
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Honey, I am sorry, I cannot help you with this one!
well...you can help me by pulling up next to me?
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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 04:59 PM
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I honk the horn [Sienfeld joke]
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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 05:01 PM
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say, "uh...duh..duh...duh....uh...err" and there she drove off

I hate when that happens
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Originally Posted by Antonio BananaS
what would you do or say if you stopped at a light and found the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life in a car right next to you? and what if you've already exchanged eye contact and she even smiled at you?

this actually happened to me past weekend while i was cruising on Pacific Coast Hwy...but all i could do was to drop my mouth and say, "uh...duh..duh...duh....uh...err" and there she drove off.

i don't know if i'll have another chance like that but just in case, i would like to be prepared with your wisdom.



oh, and to be fair, what would you females do when you see the man of your dreams in the next lane?

Ya' know...You might do better by taking this to OT.

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Originally Posted by Antonio BananaS
well...you can help me by pulling up next to me?


So, you want me to pull up next to you in my Vette?
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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Antonio BananaS
hmmm... are you sure you got the question right??? you must be married and faithfull or gay to just drive off???

just kidding...




NOT!
OMG! I AM ROFLAMO HERE!
I stopped looking for a while ... actaully I went blind temperarily when I heard a woman say, "Hey! Nice car! Wanna go somewhere to get a drink?"... I looked over and ...well...here's a pic....

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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 05:05 PM
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What's the difference? This is a once in a lifetime experience and, well your done.

Sorry
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Originally Posted by MyVetteDream
OMG! I AM ROFLAMO HERE!
I stopped looking for a while ... actaully I went blind temperarily when I heard a woman say, "Hey! Nice car! Wanna go somewhere to get a drink?"... I looked over and ...well...here's a pic....



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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by c1dream
What's the difference? This is a once in a lifetime experience and, well your done.

Sorry


It will never happen again sorry pal you blew it.
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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by BowtieDiva70
So, you want me to pull up next to you in my Vette?

yes yes yes
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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 05:19 PM
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.....and then she turned around..........



Run Forest, RUN......
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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by BowtieDiva70
So, you want me to pull up next to you in my Vette?
if i suppose you are anywhere from 5'4"~5'8", "AVERAGE" weight with great bright smile having positive open mind/attitude toward life, then yes!


BUT... the tricky part is when women say, "i'm average" referring to their weight... average among English teachers or PE teachers?

ALL MEN shalt not be fooled by "average".

just kidding! and NO, i'm not a sexist
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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 05:23 PM
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You snooze you lose and you are giving Corvette owner a bad name
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You were obviously speaking in a native blonde dialect..... She must not have been a natural blonde.

Try my line - "Hi, I'm Creep". If it works, lemme know
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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Trigger Creep
You were obviously speaking in a native blonde dialect..... She must not have been a natural blonde.

Try my line - "Hi, I'm Creep". If it works, lemme know


*tearin droolin nose runnin from laughin*
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