Bozo in van...
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Bozo in van...
Trying to get home tonight when a Bozo in a van, just in front of me makes 4 tries trying to pull a sharp right hand turn into vallet parking at a resturant. Progressivley getting further into the drive in area, hitting the curb, and trying again and again. Oblivious to the rest of the world.After the fourth try he stops and looks like he's in so I begin to proceed by him down the street. Yep, you guessed it, he starts backing up a 5th time headed right at my passenger door, he is obviously not looking. No way I can get by him in time, so out of gear I rev her up hard, the pipes roar, kids at a ice cream shop accross the street scream, everybody stops and stares. It works, Bozo slams on the breaks! Looking arround trying to figure out what all the noise is about. I cruise by him and out of the way.
SOB really PMO! He needs to use that lump of s--t 3 feet above his *** to do somthing other than wear hair! Another day and time I would have been out of the car after that clown. I'm older and just a little wiser so now I rant to my buds on the Forum.
Thanks for listening! I feel better now that I got the story out of my system.
Cya guys!
Last edited by DRKNGHT; Sep 23, 2004 at 10:36 PM.
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"Loud Pipes Save Lives", and doors apparently. But scaring the poor innocent children? 
For shame. 
For shame.
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Originally Posted by c5rulz
I was kind of under the impression that a horn was standard equiptment on C-5's. I suppose in the absence of a horn the gas pedal is a natural facsimile. 
so in this case a nice burp of the throttle works just fine! 
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Funny thing is the guy probably posted on www.landyhatt.com about the jerk in the C5 that reved up on him while he was trying to dock. 
Yeah!! Stop breathing and save the air for the rest of us! 
guy was having a bad day
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Glad he woke up in time. Why do they issue licenses to some people?
