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Girl trouble? Sorry to here it. This ought to help.
Got you beat, mine's over 5,000 miles away.
Tomorrow you'll be laughing about it.
Originally Posted by PaulaH
"Work like you don't need the money; Sing like no one can hear you; Love like you've never been hurt before; Dance like nobody's looking and Drive it like you stole it"!
Well I can't say it was worse, but it didn't do anything to help me sleep better last night. I was out cruising about midnight Sunday night when I pull into an unlit parking lot. As I take the turn to the right I hear a scraping noise and all of a sudden my passenger side rear tire is on top of a small curb. I ended up cutting it a bit to sharp to pull into the parking lot and rode over curb. I swear my heart was about to jump out of my chest. I pulled into a lit area and checked my car. To my amazement and luck no damage was done. All I ended up doing was scraping the undercarriage a bit (like going over a slightly tall speed hump. Not sure if that's worse than your day, but it was fun for me!
Don't sweat it.she didn't have enough brains,class or manners to even open her mouth without saying somthing stupid.Thats why she's driving a rice cake.
[QUOTE=Antonio BananaS] and so i brave myself to roll down the window and said "hi" trying to look as cool as possible... and she excused herself for no reason in a hurry, "No, i was just looking at your car"... like i was gonna ask for sex or something.
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Come on Antonio Tell us the truth! You were driving naked were'nt you??
Just when you think life is going south quickly...Antonio proves that things can and will be worse.....!!!!!!!!! So please folks...always look up and remember Antonio!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way......HOWS ABOUT THEM RED SOX AND YANKS!!!!!!!!!!
you go away, TOO!!! btw, RedSox gonna KILL the "not the best money been spent" Yanks in four games!!!
Sam and I used to pick up HUNDREDS of girls in Portland. It was a huge cruising city. We both had new 67 Corvettes. I still have mine. We used only one line and it worked 99% of the time.
It is so simple. Just ask, "Where are you going to buy me (us) that Coke?"
They ALWAYS come back with "Us buy you a Coke?" "You buy us a Coke!"
Then just agree. Tell the to follow you. Take them to Yaws, or the Carnival, or wherever.
Guaranteed. "Where you going to buy me that Coke?"
Works every time.
that's portland and this is cali where girls are hyped up with the "california i'm all that" kinda attitude. plus, i'm sure you and your friend had the looks as well.
thank you for the "coke" advice, i sure will try! but i'm afraid they may not understand me with my accent...people don't usually understand me when i try to say more than three words in a sentence. so...can i just say "buy me coke?" instead? would it work?
That is probably less painful than getting it caught in your zipper. With a zipper pain going up and pain going down
ahhh... i wish i had that luxury where mine gets caught in the zipper. mine so short, i have to pull hard just to make it stay out and not wet the pants when i go pee pee. but i guess the positive side of that would be the way it just snaps in when i let go of it, making the process fast and easy.