Big pimpin...
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Racer
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Big pimpin...
Well, yesterday my buddy and I hopped in the vette to go get some lunch. 
So on my way there this weak a@@ jetta pulls up beside me and starts doing the ricer rev thing...so of course I had to let them hear what a 'real' car sounds like. 
. After the next light the dude in the passenger seat of the jetta tells me that the girl driving wants my number. So I of course take a look at her before giving any info...well to put it nicely she was HANUS! So my buddy riding with me is telling me to give her fake digits...So of course I gave her a number...HIS!!! 
. I'm such a dick. Oh well, can't win them all... 
So on my way there this weak a@@ jetta pulls up beside me and starts doing the ricer rev thing...so of course I had to let them hear what a 'real' car sounds like. . After the next light the dude in the passenger seat of the jetta tells me that the girl driving wants my number. So I of course take a look at her before giving any info...well to put it nicely she was HANUS! So my buddy riding with me is telling me to give her fake digits...So of course I gave her a number...HIS!!! . I'm such a dick. Oh well, can't win them all...
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Originally Posted by girl-ina-box
I bet it was the guy that wanted your number to begin with..... 
Oh, an IB4TL
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So, has your buddy gotten a call yet?
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Racer
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Sorry about taking up space with something so stupid...just thought I would share with you guys something I found funny!
Dude, I never even thought that HE wanted my number and using her as a front! DAMN!
Wait a min....he couldn't have wanted my number...I had my GAYdar on! (that last sentence was a joke, you should laugh now... 
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Dude, I never even thought that HE wanted my number and using her as a front! DAMN!
Wait a min....he couldn't have wanted my number...I had my GAYdar on! (that last sentence was a joke, you should laugh now... )
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From: Los Angeles Ca
Originally Posted by fstrthnu01
Well, yesterday my buddy and I hopped in the vette to go get some lunch. So on my way there this weak a@@ jetta pulls up beside me and starts doing the ricer rev thing...so of course I had to let them hear what a 'real' car sounds like. . After the next light the dude in the passenger seat of the jetta tells me that the girl driving wants my number. So I of course take a look at her before giving any info...well to put it nicely she was HANUS! So my buddy riding with me is telling me to give her fake digits...So of course I gave her a number...HIS!!! . I'm such a dick. Oh well, can't win them all...
So on my way there this weak a@@ jetta pulls up beside me and starts doing the ricer rev thing...so of course I had to let them hear what a 'real' car sounds like. . After the next light the dude in the passenger seat of the jetta tells me that the girl driving wants my number. So I of course take a look at her before giving any info...well to put it nicely she was HANUS! So my buddy riding with me is telling me to give her fake digits...So of course I gave her a number...HIS!!! . I'm such a dick. Oh well, can't win them all... That is great!! i would have done the same thing!
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Originally Posted by SeaLawyer
LOL! I think you mean "heinous", but an H in front of "anus" might be more appropriate!
Oh btw, my first FIRST "IB4TL"!
Oh btw, my first FIRST "IB4TL"!
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From: Houston, Tx Got traction?
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Originally Posted by utrico
Next time you could try this number instead: 212-479-7990
It is a voicemail and it is pretty funny.
It is a voicemail and it is pretty funny.
(407) 338 0036
my favorite is the 407 number, but the 212 has some great options!!
After all, what are friends for? 
