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Old Sep 14, 2001 | 03:32 AM
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In response to the terrorist tragedy: I vote that, when the culprits are located, we paint some Cruise Missiles for them in C5 factory colors, put C5 emblems on the nose and inscribe them with the message, "Greetings from Bowling Green, Kentucky, home of the All American Sports Car. Welcome to the end of your miserable, worthless life, courtesy of American taxpayers everywhere. The legend lives!!, but you won't."
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Old Sep 14, 2001 | 05:36 AM
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I second that!!!!!!! Give them some lube first and then bend right over!!! :smash: :smash: :smash: :mad :mad :smash:
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Old Sep 14, 2001 | 10:14 AM
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No lube.... DRY!!! :cheers:
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Old Sep 14, 2001 | 11:30 AM
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:smash: :smash: :smash:
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Old Sep 14, 2001 | 11:31 AM
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And slideways! :eek: :smash: :smash:
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Old Sep 14, 2001 | 11:47 AM
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No lube.... DRY!!! :cheers:
Ditto! :D
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Old Sep 14, 2001 | 09:04 PM
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Could you please grab your ankles?
Thank You! :mad :mad :mad :mad
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Old Sep 14, 2001 | 09:38 PM
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I second that!!! Even my handle agrees!
mike :chevy b
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Make sure to Zaino them first! :cool:
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Old Sep 14, 2001 | 11:06 PM
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I don't think you guys are taking this whole thing seriously enough. I like it!!

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Old Sep 15, 2001 | 02:57 PM
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if you need a sponser for the first missle tell me where to send the check...i want my name on the first one so they know who is the one bombing them, unlike the terrorists that go and hide. i dont really care who i bomb, just blow tehm all up i am extending the same courtesy they are give us. And if i was over there where they were cheering in the streets i would be doing donuts in the crowds with my vette... my only concer is how do i get blood stains off my window?
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