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Old Aug 21, 2007 | 02:38 AM
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Default Column Lock Problems Gone Forever!!! @ Carlisle This Week!

COLUMN LOCK PROBLEMS

GONE FOREVER!!!


Hey guys...Anyone who'se ever been bitten by the C5 COLUMN LOCK BUG surely knows what a GIANT PAIN IN THE BUTT IT IS!

Chuck CoW has put together the ultimate column lock fix which is the ONLY 100% GUARANTEED sure fire method of permanently ELIMINATING the possibility of The COLUMN LOCK system failing ever again!

WE GUARANTEE OUR PERMANENT FIX 100%

Once our complete system is installed in your vehicle, it is TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE for you to ever get stuck again.


Come visit CHUCK CoW and the crew from CORVETTES OF WESTCHESTER this week at CORVETTES @ CARLISLE to have the COMPLETE COLUMN LOCK ELIMINATION SYSTEM installed in your 97-04 C5 CORVETTE!!!


DRIVE YOUR C5 YEAR ROUND WITH THE PIECE OF MIND THAT THE COLUMN LOCK BUG WILL NEVER BITE YOU EVER AGAIN!!!



CORVETTES of WESTCHESTER

IS

THE OFFICIAL CORVETTE TUNER OF

2007 CORVETTES at CARLISLE


Come visit us this year in the MANUFACTURERS MIDWAY next to BORLA!


THIS YEAR CHUCK CoW is BACK WITH
THE BEST TUNE MONEY CAN BUY FOR YOUR C5 or C6 CORVETTE.


FOR YOU 06/08 AUTOMATIC GUYS---WATCH OUT! LET US REPROGRAM YOUR VETTE'S COMPUTERS FOR, WE BELIEVE, THE ABSOLUTE BEST PERFORMANCE AVAILABLE ANYWHERE!!! We guarantee you'll never drive another stick car ever again!!!


YES, We will be able to reprogram your 2008 CORVETTE TOO!


For you guys that will be at Carlisle WITHOUT your Corvette... Just leave the car home and BRING THE CAR'S COMPUTER INSTEAD. We will be prepared to BENCH TUNE any 97-08 LSx computer you bring...(Please call us this week if you need assistance removing your computer)


IN ADDITION TO LIVE ON-SITE TUNING, Some of the other services we will be offering are....

Come see STEVE from VARARAM!. STEVE has authorized SIGNIFICANT DISCOUNTS for all VARARAM! products PURCHASED, INSTALLED, or ORDERED at CARLISLE!!

The "COW CREW" will be on hand installing VARARAMS, LOW TEMP STATS, COLUMN LOCK BYPASS UNITS, SHORT THROW SHIFTERS, OIL CHANGES, AND MORE!!!


HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR VETTE??? STOP BY AND LET US KNOW!!!A GM CERTIFIED and TRAINED TECH will be available with his trusty TECH II GM SCANTOOL to help get you back on track!!!


FOR ANYONE WANTING THE "HOLY COW HD 4.10 REAR END", Please call us BEFORE tuesday!!! Those purchasing exchange units will be required to leave a cash core fee or be prepared to leave us your old diff...REAR ENDS WILL NOT BE INSTALLED AT CARLISLE!!!

We will also have on hand a limited quantity of BRAN NEW GM DIFFERENTIALS with GEARS INSTALLED - NO CORE CHARGE REQUIRED!

FOR ANYONE WANTING TO PURCHASE or ORDER LG MOTORSPORTS PRODUCTS COME ON BY! DISCOUNTS WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR ALL LG HEADERS AND OTHER PRODUCTS PURCHASED or ORDERED AT THE SHOW!!!


REMINDER: CHUCK CoW HAS THE BEST FIX IN THE BUSINESS FOR YOU C5 CORVETTE OWNERS WHO ARE PRESENTLY SUFFERING THE "COLUMN LOCK WOES". THE DEALERS FIXES DO NOT WORK! WE HAVE THE ONLY 100% SURE FIRE METHOD of TOTALLY FIXING THE COLUMN LOCK PROBLEM FOREVER!!!!

GETTING STUCK SUX! IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD US FIX IT RIGHT...SOONER OR LATER..THE BUG WILL BITE YOU!

IMPORTANT INFORMATION:
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER CHUCK CoW will hold his TUNING 101 class at CARLISLE!
ON SATURDAY AT 2:00pm sharp at the Corvettes of Westchester booth. Gather ROUND!
For 20 Minutes, Chuck will field tuning questions from the audience....While this will not be a "how to tune" class, the floor is open to discuss ANY GENERAL TUNING questions you might have.....

Topics likely to be discussed.....


COMPUTER / PCM LOCKING. What is it and why do we do it?

Is the dealer gonna know I tuned it? and what about my WARRANTY?


Do I have to have MODS to tune my car???

What if I only have 91 octane????

How much power will I get??? What else will I get with it???

WHAT IS MAIL ORDER TUNING???

What is "AUTOCAL" by EFI LIVE??? When will it be released???? HOW DOES IT WORK????


My car is an AUTOMATIC?????Can you tune those too????

I live in the north - Do I really need the LOW TEMP STAT???
________________________________________ ________


THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!

NEXT WEEK - ALL ROADS LEAD TO
CORVETTES AT CARLISLE
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