A man driving a new Corvette stops for a hitch-hiker. When the door opens a large scruffty looking dog comes running up an tries to jump in. The Corvette owner asks if the dog belongs to the hitch-hiker and he replies yes. The Corvette owner tells the guy that he is welcome but not the dog. The hitch hiker says "no problem.. nobody wants my dog in their car so I have trained him to run alongside" and puts a leash on the dogs collar. The corvette owners says "well ok it's your dog" He gets going about 30mph and the hitch hiker says "don't worry about it go as fast as you want .. The dog is trained and can keep up." At about 85 the corvette owner asks how the dog is doing. The hitch hiker says "he's trained... you just drive and don't worry about my dog." At around 120mph the Corvette owner says "Now you are going to tell me that your dog is sill running beside the front wheel." The hitch hiker answers "yes, if you don't believe me, stop ans see for yourself" The Corvette owner brakes agressively and stops, gets out and walks around to the passenger side. The dog seems barely out of breath. The Corvette owner says "WOW that's amazing but I don't remember the big red collar." The hitch hiker says' " OH NO... that's his ***... He still has trouble stopping as fast as some of these Hi performance cars. "
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Please............I wanted to laugh but didnt.

 

 

 

I liked it!
-mikey

 

 

A joke is better than an a/c malfunction. (This is a set-up line.)

 

 

 

The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new C6. She wanted a faster and smaller sports car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any Vette, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look " she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 9 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You should surprise me."

Soooo, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

 

 

 

Unfortunately, funeral services will be held for the husband this Wednesday. We understand he sliped on the bathroom scale and fell on his knife........ several times