Corvette Test
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Corvette Test
I recieved this in an email, thought I would share. Sorry if it's a dupe.
Answer true or false......
T F Life in the fast lane is the only way to travel.
T F My driver's license has no points against it – yet.
T F I can tolerate the wind in my face and the highway patrol on my rear.
T F The speed limit should be raised to 180 m.p.h.
T F Being an adult is no reason to stop playing hot wheels.
T F I like the idea of having no back seat driver...ever.
T F I like getting yelled at, whistled at, waved at and honked at.
T F I like it even better if I haven't left my coffee cup on the roof.
T F I refuse to park where my doors might get pinged.
T F I frequently practice "creative parking".
T F The roar of the motor sounds better than a radio.
T F Low bucket seats don't give me leg cramps or a backache.
T F I love planning activities and outings that my car will enjoy.
T F I'm willing to hold my breath while trying to get over speed bumps.
T F I'm offended by a challenge from a Porsche.
T F I'm offended by the mere mention of a Porsche.
T F When caught speeding, I'm willing to tell a traffic cop, "It was worth it!"
T F I've bottomed out on a steep driveway without swearing out loud.
T F I know the meaning of 0-60 in 4.8 - or I would like to learn.
T F I'd be willing to lose my fear of flying in an automobile.
T F Time can be measured as BC and AD.
(Before Corvette and After Deal)
T F The generation gap is smaller in a Corvette than any place else on earth.
T F I love driving an ego car with a vanity license plate.
T F I'm expecting a mid life crisis.
T F I know the correct answer to "How do you like your Vette?
23+ True - Mid-life crisis ready to happen. You're speeding in the fast lane.
15-20 True – You've got The Fever – Kiss your bank account goodbye and close the generation gap before it's too late.
5–15 True - Senility is closing in. Consider an SUV. Then get out of the way and eat our smoke
1-5 True – Hopeless – Stick with the old clunker and affordable insurance rates. Hot cars are not your forte’.
Answer true or false......
T F Life in the fast lane is the only way to travel.
T F My driver's license has no points against it – yet.
T F I can tolerate the wind in my face and the highway patrol on my rear.
T F The speed limit should be raised to 180 m.p.h.
T F Being an adult is no reason to stop playing hot wheels.
T F I like the idea of having no back seat driver...ever.
T F I like getting yelled at, whistled at, waved at and honked at.
T F I like it even better if I haven't left my coffee cup on the roof.
T F I refuse to park where my doors might get pinged.
T F I frequently practice "creative parking".
T F The roar of the motor sounds better than a radio.
T F Low bucket seats don't give me leg cramps or a backache.
T F I love planning activities and outings that my car will enjoy.
T F I'm willing to hold my breath while trying to get over speed bumps.
T F I'm offended by a challenge from a Porsche.
T F I'm offended by the mere mention of a Porsche.
T F When caught speeding, I'm willing to tell a traffic cop, "It was worth it!"
T F I've bottomed out on a steep driveway without swearing out loud.
T F I know the meaning of 0-60 in 4.8 - or I would like to learn.
T F I'd be willing to lose my fear of flying in an automobile.
T F Time can be measured as BC and AD.
(Before Corvette and After Deal)
T F The generation gap is smaller in a Corvette than any place else on earth.
T F I love driving an ego car with a vanity license plate.
T F I'm expecting a mid life crisis.
T F I know the correct answer to "How do you like your Vette?
23+ True - Mid-life crisis ready to happen. You're speeding in the fast lane.
15-20 True – You've got The Fever – Kiss your bank account goodbye and close the generation gap before it's too late.
5–15 True - Senility is closing in. Consider an SUV. Then get out of the way and eat our smoke
1-5 True – Hopeless – Stick with the old clunker and affordable insurance rates. Hot cars are not your forte’.
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From: Life ain't no dress rehearsal, are you gonna wait to get your toys til AFTER you have a heart attack?
23+ and, no, I am not getting ready to have a mid-life crisis. I had one of them several years ago. Now I am continuing the childhood that was interrrupted by kids and other family obligations.
