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Old Jul 8, 2007 | 11:00 PM
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Last night while coming back from Waikiki with a buddy of mines from work, we were sitting at a stop light, and here she comes up next to me, in a "yes you guessed it" mustang gt, she was turning right, Im going straight, so she stops next to us for a second, looks at us, and guns it right over the island in the middle of the right turn intersection, new Mustang too, sparks flying everywhere from the concrete island, and then she almost totaled another car, Im glad she didnt get hurt, but I was dying laughing, she had to pull over to gather herself, so that proved to me that its not a man thing. Some people are simply, Simple!!!!
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 12:13 AM
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I tell you brodda . . . dose wahines are someting else. Shackka.

Anyway, that's my old stomping ground in the early 70's. Seems like nothing's changed.

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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 01:55 AM
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i agree 100%, wahine drivers are so aggressive drivers
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 02:22 AM
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I have to be honest, I got lost in this post due to the excessive use of the comma. I tried to change inflection while reading to myself a few times, to make it work. At the end, after 15 commas, I was pulling for you to make your entire post one sentence. Then I was floored when you included a period 5 words short of the end.
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 02:35 AM
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i could read the post just fine...it's nice to know the grammar police are working, even on a sunday...

waikiki is one of the worst spots to act stupid in...lots of cops there...
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 03:38 AM
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I have to be honest, I got lost in this post due to the excessive use of the comma. I tried to change inflection while reading to myself a few times, to make it work. At the end, after 15 commas, I was pulling for you to make your entire post one sentence. Then I was floored when you included a period 5 words short of the end.
All that typing to say you don't like the dudes grammer? Must be a slow night at the library for you.
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by FNGVetteFan
I have to be honest, I got lost in this post due to the excessive use of the comma. I tried to change inflection while reading to myself a few times, to make it work. At the end, after 15 commas, I was pulling for you to make your entire post one sentence. Then I was floored when you included a period 5 words short of the end.
I have to admit, even a thread I dont think I will enjoy sometimes makes me laugh out loud.

As far as the story goes, it looks like Moustang drivers are goofballs no matter where they live.
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 08:34 AM
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Had a kid in stang try to do everything in the book to get me to race him, the roads were a little wet he hits the gas hard and slides hard into a curb. I'm sure he bent a wheel doing that dumb stunt!
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i could read the post just fine...it's nice to know the grammar police are working, even on a sunday...
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by FNGVetteFan
I have to be honest, I got lost in this post due to the excessive use of the comma. I tried to change inflection while reading to myself a few times, to make it work. At the end, after 15 commas, I was pulling for you to make your entire post one sentence. Then I was floored when you included a period 5 words short of the end.

Back to the regularly scheduled programming. That must have sucked for her.
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 08:55 AM
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[QUOTE=poser;1560992727]i could read the post just fine...it's nice to know the grammar police are working, even on a sunday...

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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 09:03 AM
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Maybe that will teach her!
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by CHASLS2
Had a kid in stang try to do everything in the book to get me to race him, the roads were a little wet he hits the gas hard and slides hard into a curb. I'm sure he bent a wheel doing that dumb stunt!
Waayyy back in time, I owned a 1980 Turbo TransAm. Thing was fast with a lot of torque. Problem was, I did the same thing. Hit the gas a bit too much taking off from a light with the roads a little slick. The front end piled into the curb after doing a 360. Learned my lesson the hard way.
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 11:59 AM
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My comment would have been "Damn, did you see that crazy b!%ch"
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 12:03 PM
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Where's a camera when you need one! A picture would've been icing on the cake.
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Originally Posted by FNGVetteFan
I have to be honest, I got lost in this post due to the excessive use of the comma. I tried to change inflection while reading to myself a few times, to make it work. At the end, after 15 commas, I was pulling for you to make your entire post one sentence. Then I was floored when you included a period 5 words short of the end.
I don't often enjoy "grammar control" posts, but my hat's off to you on this one!
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by FNGVetteFan
I have to be honest, I got lost in this post due to the excessive use of the comma. I tried to change inflection while reading to myself a few times, to make it work. At the end, after 15 commas, I was pulling for you to make your entire post one sentence. Then I was floored when you included a period 5 words short of the end.
Hilarious.
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 01:54 PM
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I'll be there on oct. 28 2007 take me for a tour!
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Old Jul 10, 2007 | 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by FNGVetteFan
I have to be honest, I got lost in this post due to the excessive use of the comma. I tried to change inflection while reading to myself a few times, to make it work. At the end, after 15 commas, I was pulling for you to make your entire post one sentence. Then I was floored when you included a period 5 words short of the end.
Boyyyyy I tell you it never fails, just about every post I read, there is someone that has something negative to say. Congradulations on being this one.
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Old Jul 13, 2007 | 08:20 AM
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I have to be honest, I got lost in this post due to the excessive use of the comma. I tried to change inflection while reading to myself a few times, to make it work. At the end, after 15 commas, I was pulling for you to make your entire post one sentence. Then I was floored when you included a period 5 words short of the end.
Shame of this post is that most people didn't read enough of it before writing it off as just another grammar post to get the humor in it. I almost spit out my water when I got to the end. Awesome!

And to the original post, some people's kids...
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