Got Keyed Tonight





Sorry about your car.
Was it personal (old girlfriend etc...), or random?
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I was visiting a friend for the weekend, & he was telling me how pizzed off he was because his (then new) 1995 Vette had been "keyed" TWICE IN 1 WEEK !! ...This was a Fri night and I suggested we sit at his bathroom window that had a perfect view of where her parked his Vette...
Now for the "FUN PART" he was on his collage rifle team, & had a "Beman .177 Cal. Pellet gun with a Leopold Scope on it...
I have seen him hit a 50 cent piece 3 or 4 times in a row at 50 yds.... Now the Beman pellet gun is NOT as powerful as a 22 or as weak as a BB gun... But I have killed squirrels and crows with it...
So we're there sitting in his bathroom, taking turns being "Lookout" ...
It was my turn, so I'm sitting on the "Porcelain God" (with the seat closed)
and he was laying in the bathtub on a bunch of blankets...When Lo & Behold... I "SPOT EM" two low-life maggots looking over a car 2 cars behind his...I let him know, & he has his Beman loaded with a .177 cal. pellet, & has the dirt bag in his sight...
(BTW) we were on the 4th floor of the Apt. building...And as sure as an Eskimo pee's in the snow these two maggots walk over to his Vette...
As soon as they put a (what turned out to be a can opener) to his car, he "squeezed" one off hitting the PURP in the azz....
The maggot with hair like Alfalfa, & pants hanging off his behind fell to the ground, holding his Azzz yelling I've been SHOT !!
I "Thought" it was over but I hear him **** the pellet rifle again and put another .177 pellet in the other kids azzzz..
When I heard him cocking the gun a 3rd time I stopped him, & we put the gun away in the ceiling.. & just watched with all lights out..
The cops came and looked around but not much else could be done...
..............Now for the BEST PART................
The following night the maggot is being interviewed on TV news.. & he is saying how him & his friend were just walking home, when he got shot twice for "NO REASON"
...The news caster then said for people who were walking on 10th St. should be careful etc... etc....
You have no Idea how badly I wanted to call the news station, & tell then "WHY" the poor innocent kid got a pellet up his azzz !!
Two things.. 1. the car was fixed... 2. it never happened again !!
Last edited by jpee; Mar 6, 2011 at 08:01 AM.
I once let my kid take my new CTS to Shea Stadium to go to a game (my truck was in the shop).
He felt awful telling me that they car was keyed from front to back at the game.
Last edited by BSE1956; Mar 7, 2011 at 08:28 PM.
bunch of crap that is. Cause of this s*&^t the fun is being taken out of the corvette experience.














