get in your car they are called hookers. 
Dancers
Melting Slicks
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From: "No matter where you go... there you are"...."You cannot drive a dollar bill". ...and remember... "D
Now I have a real no kidding and honest story...... its the truth......really.....While I was abducted and taken to the planet Baloneyex in a Galaxy far far away.......there were these.....well never mind....seems like most that are posting won't believe it......think I will go troll on the blown engine section for some excitement....
Last edited by PatriotZ; Apr 30, 2013 at 06:27 PM.
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Drifting
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From: Somerset Kentucky
The closest I can come to matching this one is last summer when a cute little teenage girl told me she'd like to ride in my Vette.
Problem is she was underage, an ROTC member directing parking traffic at the car show and surrounded by her compatriots. 
Besides, I'm an OLD man and jail time was just out of the question. 
Problem is she was underage, an ROTC member directing parking traffic at the car show and surrounded by her compatriots. Besides, I'm an OLD man and jail time was just out of the question.
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Team Owner
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From: PA
No joke.
Oh good lord. You think they could see that while you are in the car? You would have better luck flashing stacks of cash than getting a woman with your body.
So what type of machine are you doing your 15 reps of 300 on? You and I both know you are not doing it on a flat bench without someone saying "Its all you, brah!" while they are yanking it off your chest while you bounce it go all funky form.
Hoodrats........
So what type of machine are you doing your 15 reps of 300 on? You and I both know you are not doing it on a flat bench without someone saying "Its all you, brah!" while they are yanking it off your chest while you bounce it go all funky form.