Hammy's Grand Sport Bar & Grill
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Wow almost ready to go to page 2...... must not be a lot going on in the bar.......I need to come up with some other specials..... How about all the PBR you can drink for a 100 dollars sound..... ? Nah the basers would break us with that deal........ I will ponder it......
Cold grey and snowy here today but someone is talking warmer temps.......bring it......to early for winter to get started........
Must go to work now.....have a kickass day Hammers.....
Cold grey and snowy here today but someone is talking warmer temps.......bring it......to early for winter to get started........
Must go to work now.....have a kickass day Hammers.....
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The Secret is out on why the GS'ers are far superior to other humans...... invest now basers.......
On Sale now at the GS Bar...... only a C note per pill....... it's only money right?
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On Sale now at the GS Bar...... only a C note per pill....... it's only money right?
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can't see what you posted H1................ work limitations.......
been swamped at work, then glued to the TV watching the World Series.............. or at least the last half of the games.........
pretty hectic for me...................... but I do promise to be more active and place some nice baser camp ideas for you GS'ers to drool over.....................
and get your mind out of the gutter......................
this one will not be a female photo...............
been swamped at work, then glued to the TV watching the World Series.............. or at least the last half of the games.........
pretty hectic for me...................... but I do promise to be more active and place some nice baser camp ideas for you GS'ers to drool over.....................
and get your mind out of the gutter......................
this one will not be a female photo...............
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I read it on the internet so it must be true...
A 10 day old kitten needs a baser. Oops, I mean needs a butthole.
Headline: "Tiny Kitten Needs A Butthole, And A Cat Rescue Group Is Trying To Help". They are doing a "crowdrise" campaign to raise $4000.
Hell, we can get her a baser for half that...
A 10 day old kitten needs a baser. Oops, I mean needs a butthole.
Headline: "Tiny Kitten Needs A Butthole, And A Cat Rescue Group Is Trying To Help". They are doing a "crowdrise" campaign to raise $4000.
Hell, we can get her a baser for half that...
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Wow almost ready to go to page 2...... must not be a lot going on in the bar.......I need to come up with some other specials..... How about all the PBR you can drink for a 100 dollars sound..... ? Nah the basers would break us with that deal........ I will ponder it......
Cold grey and snowy here today but someone is talking warmer temps.......bring it......to early for winter to get started........
Must go to work now.....have a kickass day Hammers.....
Cold grey and snowy here today but someone is talking warmer temps.......bring it......to early for winter to get started........
Must go to work now.....have a kickass day Hammers.....
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Geez, looeez, another "baser gone bad" story:
A sheriff’s deputy pulled over a baser going flat out...57 in a 45 mph zone. When the deputy walked up to the car, he said the baser, mostly covered in Vaseline on his hands and his upper and lower body parts, was nearly naked except for a bikini thong. He also noticed a pornographic magazine was on the passenger seat. A nearly empty jar of Vaseline was located next to the man.
A sheriff’s deputy pulled over a baser going flat out...57 in a 45 mph zone. When the deputy walked up to the car, he said the baser, mostly covered in Vaseline on his hands and his upper and lower body parts, was nearly naked except for a bikini thong. He also noticed a pornographic magazine was on the passenger seat. A nearly empty jar of Vaseline was located next to the man.
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bet he was a slippery devil................. just sayin'
what is the rest of the story?????????????????
what is the rest of the story?????????????????
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well with game 7 of the World Series on tonight, and some of the basers still being gainfully employed................... a collaborative effort was made by the basers to renovate the hovel so each baser could have their own specific place to enjoy life in the hovel going forward.........
although the GS'ers may squawk and gripe.............
these were sized just right to fit into the hovel..................
even hold the baser topless MX5 from MN for it's nap over the winter there in the north..........
the basers will sell them to the GS'er for a special deal..................
10K a copy.................... as H1 stated......."what the hell, it's only money"...........
also related to the Ruxxy adventure with Vaseline and a cop..............
seems the dash cam of the cop car showed him pulled over close to this area..................
wonder if any of the GS'ers may know anything about this........
although the GS'ers may squawk and gripe.............
these were sized just right to fit into the hovel..................
even hold the baser topless MX5 from MN for it's nap over the winter there in the north..........
the basers will sell them to the GS'er for a special deal..................
10K a copy.................... as H1 stated......."what the hell, it's only money"...........
also related to the Ruxxy adventure with Vaseline and a cop..............
seems the dash cam of the cop car showed him pulled over close to this area..................
wonder if any of the GS'ers may know anything about this........
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Well, of course. Big Dick's was aptly named in honor of Richard William Bangmaster. Altho short in stature, Richard was the purchaser of the very first C6 Grand Sport. Mr. Bangmaster was previously known as "Little Willie" but, after showing up in town with the glorious, wide bodied GS, he immediately became known as "Big Dick".
As a side note, us GS'ers have been contemplating a name change for the hovel. We have come to the conclusion that "hovel", while certainly appropriate, has a somewhat unsavory sound. We have decided, with the profits from H1's PBR sales, to rename and reface the hovel. We think you will find it more pleasant to tell mrs baser you are heading to the Bung Hole.
As a side note, us GS'ers have been contemplating a name change for the hovel. We have come to the conclusion that "hovel", while certainly appropriate, has a somewhat unsavory sound. We have decided, with the profits from H1's PBR sales, to rename and reface the hovel. We think you will find it more pleasant to tell mrs baser you are heading to the Bung Hole.
Bung Hole, that's too kind of you Ruxxy. I would have expected Dung Hole...
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Must resist...........Must resist. Low hanging fruit and all, ya know? Would be like shooting fish in a barrel.
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just so my Corvette brother from NE gets his nourishment before he starts his semi retired work day..................
I will leave these here for his breakfast..................
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Time to polish my belt buckle.
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Hamsters...Hamsters...HAMSTERS!!!
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According to my Funk & Wagnalls we have, in the words of our beloved Snarkmaster H1, a twofer today...
This is National Men Make Dinner Day...so, guys, get the bread, peanut butter, banananananas and make some sammiches for dinner. For a gourmet touch you can toast the bread! The mrs will be impressed. Yes, it is ok to substitute PB&J for banananananas.
That is the onefer. The twofer is...
National Deviled Egg Day. Those scrumptious little rascals give me gas which, I suppose, is how they got their name!
Sooooo, hamsters, you can kill two birds with the same stone by fixing deviled eggs for dinner.
Barking one off while serving dinner is NOT encouraged.
This is National Men Make Dinner Day...so, guys, get the bread, peanut butter, banananananas and make some sammiches for dinner. For a gourmet touch you can toast the bread! The mrs will be impressed. Yes, it is ok to substitute PB&J for banananananas.
That is the onefer. The twofer is...
National Deviled Egg Day. Those scrumptious little rascals give me gas which, I suppose, is how they got their name!
Sooooo, hamsters, you can kill two birds with the same stone by fixing deviled eggs for dinner.
Barking one off while serving dinner is NOT encouraged.