But since it is all in jest, I can get a laugh from it. Can't say I've kept all those commandments either.
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Last line should be erased. 280Z? Must be old. I suppose a "Porche" really isn't an actual sports car. Unkown author needs someone from the future to go back and let him use spell check for a second.
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Dr. Ing. h.c. F. Porsche AG, usually shortened to Porsche AG, is a German automobile manufacturer specializing in high-performance sports cars (???) and, since 2002, in SUVs and sedans. Wikipedia
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...so far I have only broken commandment #8...
I got stuck driving about a 1/4 mile on a gravel road. No plan B...
I was doing about 10 mph...needless to say I had a few impatient drivers behind me...
Tic tic tic on the underside....
I got stuck driving about a 1/4 mile on a gravel road. No plan B...
I was doing about 10 mph...needless to say I had a few impatient drivers behind me...
Tic tic tic on the underside....
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I prefer these as well due to the fact that there is no mention of deeming other makes/models "sports car worthy or not."
However, I do have a problem with #5 - clean and waxed at all times?! Presentable would be the more ideal alternative for me here - I wipe off bird crap, clean the wheels, etc. but I certainly do not have it car show clean and ready at all times. It is a daily driver after all
However, I do have a problem with #5 - clean and waxed at all times?! Presentable would be the more ideal alternative for me here - I wipe off bird crap, clean the wheels, etc. but I certainly do not have it car show clean and ready at all times. It is a daily driver after all
