Corvette 10 Commandments
06-19-2019, 05:51 PM
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06-19-2019, 06:05 PM
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Hard to read. 
They have been posted on the forum before but good for a humorous read.
They have been posted on the forum before but good for a humorous read.
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06-20-2019, 06:03 AM
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My eyes are so bad I can hardly read normal print. I can't even see this with a magnifying glass.
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06-20-2019, 09:15 AM
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Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
My Corvette is sitting in the garage right now, and has some dust on it because it has not been driven for two days.
My Corvette is sitting in the garage right now, and has some dust on it because it has not been driven for two days.
06-20-2019, 09:21 AM
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....for the Blind !!!
The Corvette 10 Commandments:
1- Thou shalt not fail to wave to a fellow Corvette owner.
2- Thou shalt not pass a fellow Corvette owner in distress without offering aid.
3- Thou shalt not feed thy Corvette budget-grade fuel.
4- Thou shalt treat thy Vette with respect; great power, great responsibility.
5- Thou shalt keep thy Corvette clean and waxed at all times, yet thou shalt not bring thy Corvette to an automatic car wash.
6- Thou shalt park thy Corvette in such a manner as to protect her tender fenders.
7- Thou shalt blow out carbon with a high-speed run as required.
8- Thou shalt not cruise on an unpaved road.
9- Neither friend, nor foe, nor even thy spouse may drive thy Corvette without first showing proper reverence.
10- Each Vette is an individual work of art; judge not lest ye might be judged.
1- Thou shalt not fail to wave to a fellow Corvette owner.
2- Thou shalt not pass a fellow Corvette owner in distress without offering aid.
3- Thou shalt not feed thy Corvette budget-grade fuel.
4- Thou shalt treat thy Vette with respect; great power, great responsibility.
5- Thou shalt keep thy Corvette clean and waxed at all times, yet thou shalt not bring thy Corvette to an automatic car wash.
6- Thou shalt park thy Corvette in such a manner as to protect her tender fenders.
7- Thou shalt blow out carbon with a high-speed run as required.
8- Thou shalt not cruise on an unpaved road.
9- Neither friend, nor foe, nor even thy spouse may drive thy Corvette without first showing proper reverence.
10- Each Vette is an individual work of art; judge not lest ye might be judged.
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06-20-2019, 06:36 PM
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Thou shalt let my son, daughter, wife and friends drive it whenever, cuz it's just a car, and it's meant to be driven, not parked.....
06-20-2019, 07:03 PM
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06-21-2019, 07:18 PM
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Thou must beat it like it owes you money. Always buy a vette with a rebuilt title and park it anywhere. Drive it in the rain, let you kids hammer on it. Remember it's a Chevy with a truck engine. Enjoy !