Pilot Lesson 101


I like the early-'80s Corvettes, but your car ROCKS!!!!!
I can't even fathom how it must feel going this quick. Next year I'd like to go back to Frank Hawley's school and give the Alcohol Funny Car program a shot. It'll be my 10th year wedding anniversary gift
If I managed to stay married for 10 years, maybe I can manage to turn a couple of laps in a funny car.
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I can't even fathom how it must feel going this quick. Next year I'd like to go back to Frank Hawley's school and give the Alcohol Funny Car program a shot. It'll be my 10th year wedding anniversary gift
If I managed to stay married for 10 years, maybe I can manage to turn a couple of laps in a funny car. 
Paul_Z06, Hope you will follow up on the TA/FC program, I know you will enjoy the experience. Here's a quick reference what to expect..
Butterflies open
Candles light
3.5+ G-force on hook up ( pushed into your seat)
0-90 mph in one second, through 250 mph
Pull chute, 4 + G-force when 2 chutes open ( pulling you out of the seat at 250 mph)
Shut down engine, shut down fuel, pull brake
Roll to a stop, all in 5+ seconds
Here's what else can keep you busy...
(1) Tire shake - like putting your head into a paint shaker while continuing to point the car in a straight line, as you accelerate toward 250 mph.
(2) Wheel spin - grabbing a brake handle in a split instant when you notice some of your 3+ G's going away, while lifting on the pedal enough to hook back up and feahtering back the throttle as soon as you instinctively know they are hooked.
(3) Dropped cyclinders - one or more holes going wet which immediately shoves the car violently to one side or the other while under full power.
(4) Engine damage - a violent explosion during your pass that blast raw fuel, fire, carbon fiber, metal parts, other debris into 250 mph wind right into your face while traveling as fast as you will ever go on the ground. And while your solely in control needing to keep your wits about you, while working to get stopprd before hitting the wall, sand or your competitor.
(5) Tire cut down - body failure, collapsing or other aero-concerns that can instantly make you an innocent passenger at 250 mph while going places or directions unintended with no control whatsoever. All this above, in 5 + seconds while your mind forgets to advise your body, this is going to hurt.
Last edited by Glass Act; Jun 27, 2006 at 04:19 PM.
Here's what else can keep you busy...
(1) Tire shake - like putting your head into a paint shaker while continuing to point the car in a straight line, as you accelerate toward 250 mph.
(2) Wheel spin - grabbing a brake handle in a split instant when you notice some of your 3+ G's going away, while lifting on the pedal enough to hook back up and feahtering back the throttle as soon as you instinctively know they are hooked.
(3) Dropped cyclinders - one or more holes going wet which immediately shoves the car violently to one side or the other while under full power.
(4) Engine damage - a violent explosion during your pass that blast raw fuel, fire, carbon fiber, metal parts, other debris into 250 mph wind right into your face while traveling as fast as you will ever go on the ground. And while your solely in control needing to keep your wits about you, while working to get stopprd before hitting the wall, sand or your competitor.
(5) Tire cut down - body failure, collapsing or other aero-concerns that can instantly make you an innocent passenger at 250 mph while going places or directions unintended with no control whatsoever. All this above, in 5 + seconds while your mind forgets to advise your body, this is going to hurt.
Got a passenger seat in that thing for me?
Butterflies open
Candles light
3.5+ G-force on hook up ( pushed into your seat)
0-90 mph in one second, through 250 mph
Pull chute, 4 + G-force when 2 chutes open ( pulling you out of the seat at 250 mph)
Shut down engine, shut down fuel, pull brake
Roll to a stop, all in 5+ seconds
Here's what else can keep you busy...
(1) Tire shake - like putting your head into a paint shaker while continuing to point the car in a straight line, as you accelerate toward 250 mph.
(2) Wheel spin - grabbing a brake handle in a split instant when you notice some of your 3+ G's going away, while lifting on the pedal enough to hook back up and feahtering back the throttle as soon as you instinctively know they are hooked.
(3) Dropped cyclinders - one or more holes going wet which immediately shoves the car violently to one side or the other while under full power.
(4) Engine damage - a violent explosion during your pass that blast raw fuel, fire, carbon fiber, metal parts, other debris into 250 mph wind right into your face while traveling as fast as you will ever go on the ground. And while your solely in control needing to keep your wits about you, while working to get stopprd before hitting the wall, sand or your competitor.
(5) Tire cut down - body failure, collapsing or other aero-concerns that can instantly make you an innocent passenger at 250 mph while going places or directions unintended with no control whatsoever. All this above, in 5 + seconds while your mind forgets to advise your body, this is going to hurt.

I thought I learned a lot at Frank's Super Gas course and he is such a good instructor that I really want to go back next year and see how I do in the funny car. I wish I could get a little more experience behind the wheel of a quicker car, though. It's going to be a huge leap going from a mid-8 second car to a high 5 second ride.

I thought I learned a lot at Frank's Super Gas course and he is such a good instructor that I really want to go back next year and see how I do in the funny car. I wish I could get a little more experience behind the wheel of a quicker car, though. It's going to be a huge leap going from a mid-8 second car to a high 5 second ride.



Thats ok PRNDL, without the fans in the seats, there would be no racing












