WHY OH WHY>>> ECS AUG 7....
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WHY OH WHY>>> ECS AUG 7....
Of ALL the dates!!!!!
I just got invited to play blackjack with Paris Hilton, meet her & have some candid shots taken with her etc....
WHY does it have to be a PM event! :mad
Oh well, the way its been going for me, I could still race, and be in AC for dinner & the tournament....
I just got invited to play blackjack with Paris Hilton, meet her & have some candid shots taken with her etc....
WHY does it have to be a PM event! :mad
Oh well, the way its been going for me, I could still race, and be in AC for dinner & the tournament....
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Re: WHY OH WHY>>> ECS AUG 7.... (YO-EL)
I think you need a good smack upside the head... Lets see... racing or hanging with a hot blonde.. gee, thats a tough one 
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Re: WHY OH WHY>>> ECS AUG 7.... (CHRIS NJ C5)
I think you need a good smack upside the head... Lets see... racing or hanging with a hot blonde.. gee, thats a tough one
Git your priorities in-line, Mister...You can watch that skinny skankoid any day of the week on TV, but you only get so many chances to win a drag race...
When yer old and have a replaced hip, do you really wanna tell people you 'perved' that dumb-as-dirt idiot that even Col. Sanders wouldn't take...
or would you rather tell them about winning a Corvette Challenge Series race?
I oughta
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Re: WHY OH WHY>>> ECS AUG 7.... (Glensgages)
DAYM!!!!
You dudes are forgetting I'm married almost 17 yrs now....
Paris Hilton makes good eye candy for me, and with my poor eyesight, I need to get as close as possible.... 
Plus, I have a definite sweet tooth..... 
You dudes are forgetting I'm married almost 17 yrs now....
Paris Hilton makes good eye candy for me, and with my poor eyesight, I need to get as close as possible....
Plus, I have a definite sweet tooth.....
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Re: WHY OH WHY>>> ECS AUG 7.... (YO-EL)
Ellis the only reason Paris would every want you was if her AC broke
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Re: WHY OH WHY>>> ECS AUG 7.... (YO-EL)
If it's me, I'd go be with Paris!
You can drag race ANYTIME!! I think she's pretty hot myself. Doubt my wife would be too happy though. If you bow out, give them my name as a replacement for you!!
PS-how'd you get that gig??
[Modified by Dr.Ron, 11:37 PM 7/6/2004]
You can drag race ANYTIME!! I think she's pretty hot myself. Doubt my wife would be too happy though. If you bow out, give them my name as a replacement for you!!
PS-how'd you get that gig??
[Modified by Dr.Ron, 11:37 PM 7/6/2004]
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Re: WHY OH WHY>>> ECS AUG 7.... (YO-EL)
It's also the corvette show and go in the morning........Is she really worth it? How many others were invited? Unless a gang bang was involved I'd race....
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Re: WHY OH WHY>>> ECS AUG 7.... (tabbruzz)
Man oh man,,,
You guys are making me think...
I love gambling, especially when its not my money at stake, plus the chance of winning 50k, add Paris to the mix, free room, meals, etc, hummmmmmm
But, I do love drag racing too. Just can't get enough...
Not overly infatuated with her, but when I got the call i jumped on it..
Then, I saw the date....
I'm leaning towards racing then hitting A/C as late as possible...
Not sure how I got the invite...
I'm not a big gambler. maybe they see some potential.. haha.. (no way...)
72 players. last man standing wins $50k REAL money.
They give you 25K to start the torney with..
Paris meets, greets, takes pics, & plays 2 hands at each table...
[Modified by YO-EL, 5:11 PM 7/7/2004]
You guys are making me think...
I love gambling, especially when its not my money at stake, plus the chance of winning 50k, add Paris to the mix, free room, meals, etc, hummmmmmm
But, I do love drag racing too. Just can't get enough...
Not overly infatuated with her, but when I got the call i jumped on it..
Then, I saw the date....
I'm leaning towards racing then hitting A/C as late as possible...
Not sure how I got the invite...
I'm not a big gambler. maybe they see some potential.. haha.. (no way...)
72 players. last man standing wins $50k REAL money.
They give you 25K to start the torney with..
Paris meets, greets, takes pics, & plays 2 hands at each table...
[Modified by YO-EL, 5:11 PM 7/7/2004]
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Re: WHY OH WHY>>> ECS AUG 7.... (YO-EL)
72 players. last man staning wins $50k REAL money.
They give you 25K to start the torney with..
Paris meets, greets, takes pics, & plays 2 hands at each table...
They give you 25K to start the torney with..
Paris meets, greets, takes pics, & plays 2 hands at each table...
90-some jabronies; last man turnin' on the win-light is ' 'da Big Kahuna'...
Bring your OWN car to the tournament...
Kick azz, take names, kiss all the long-legged women, get picture taken w/ mackeyred96...
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get picture taken w/ mackeyred96...
After seeing the vidios of Paris.. I'd give up 1st place for a few hrs with her...
IF I lived that long
After seeing the vidios of Paris.. I'd give up 1st place for a few hrs with her...
IF I lived that long
You'd be DEAD in 10 seconds.
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get picture taken w/ mackeyred96...
After seeing the vidios of Paris.. I'd give up 1st place for a few hrs with her...
IF I lived that long
...and what if some of that 'STUPID' wore-off on you?
you'd have to be 're-educated' all over again...
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Re: WHY OH WHY>>> ECS AUG 7.... (Glensgages)
What if I called my host & asked if Paris could come to the track for a few hrs before the tournament??
Would be a cool promotion.....
She'd probably like it too....!
Would the Napp family say its OK for her to be the official starter???
Hummmmmm.......
Would be a cool promotion.....
She'd probably like it too....!
Would the Napp family say its OK for her to be the official starter???
Hummmmmm.......
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WHY OH WHY>>> ECS AUG 7.... (CHRIS NJ C5)
I think you need a good smack upside the head... Lets see... racing or hanging with a hot blonde.. gee, thats a tough one
SCREW the challenge! HANG WITH PARIS!
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Re: WHY OH WHY>>> ECS AUG 7.... (Jay 383)
Racing the corvette challenge or hanging with Paris? you gave it a second thought? SCREW the challenge! HANG WITH PARIS!
SCREW the challenge! HANG WITH PARIS!
BUT if any of her smarts rubbed off on me.. I'd need lessons on how to blow the horn...
NO I wouldn't.. she'd teach me that I just might be a dumb SOB who is good at blowing a horn but couldn't remove lug NUTS... nooooo maybe she could teach me about NUTS also hmmmmmmmmmmmmm lets see....how about fuel injection? Ya think she knows anything about fuel injection... or maybe she could help Chris with his REAR END.. he's been blowing rears.... (I think he is on the wrong side 
Paris knows front from back I better quit while I'm a "HEAD" Hmmmmm I wonder if Paris ever met Jim HEAD !!! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: WHY OH WHY>>> ECS AUG 7.... (Red96Coupe)
Hey El.. post yoru sig.. and im sure.. you can spare one more.. highlighted.. win to .. spend.. a chance.. most of us wont even get to experience.. besides.. last time you spanked me two .. races back to back.. so .. in stead of spanking me.. take it "under the table"
either way you cant go wrong.. but.. id take a chance at being in her next home made video.....
either way you cant go wrong.. but.. id take a chance at being in her next home made video.....
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Re: WHY OH WHY>>> ECS AUG 7.... (Red96Coupe)
..... I wonder if Paris ever met Jim HEAD !!!