Redneck Special Forces
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Melting Slicks
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Redneck Special Forces
Redneck Special Forces and Al Queda
The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Redneck Special Forces. Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Cooter, and Darrel are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban:
1. There is no bag limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer.
5. They don't like pickup trucks & country music.
6. They don't like Jesus or Elvis.
7. Some are queer.
8. They called Momma names and burned a Rebel flag.
9. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
Should be over in just about a week. Don't you think? :lol:
The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Redneck Special Forces. Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Cooter, and Darrel are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban:
1. There is no bag limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer.
5. They don't like pickup trucks & country music.
6. They don't like Jesus or Elvis.
7. Some are queer.
8. They called Momma names and burned a Rebel flag.
9. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
Should be over in just about a week. Don't you think? :lol:
Safety Car
Joined: Jul 2001
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From: Spicewood, Texas, USA TX-Texas
Re: Redneck Special Forces (Mac)
To the tune of my favoright Red Neck ballad:
"Mommas, don' LET...Yer babies grow up to be Al Queda...,
Mak'em be doctors and convenience store clerks,
Don' let'em learn to make dem ole bums an' such.
(Next higher key and louder)
Mommas, don' LET...Yer babies grow up to be Al Queda...,
Better teach'em the Good Book, and keep'em in Church,
If you don't, I'll find'em and make it HURT!"
Where is FXT when ya need him??!!
:jester :jester :jester
[Modified by Chuck Sangerhausen, 12:38 PM 7/23/2002]
"Mommas, don' LET...Yer babies grow up to be Al Queda...,
Mak'em be doctors and convenience store clerks,
Don' let'em learn to make dem ole bums an' such.
(Next higher key and louder)
Mommas, don' LET...Yer babies grow up to be Al Queda...,
Better teach'em the Good Book, and keep'em in Church,
If you don't, I'll find'em and make it HURT!"
Where is FXT when ya need him??!!
:jester :jester :jester
[Modified by Chuck Sangerhausen, 12:38 PM 7/23/2002]
