WRONG ANSWER!
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Safety Car
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From: AUSTIN Tx
WRONG ANSWER!
So this guy gets paid and decides to go out for a drink with his buddies.
He finally comes dragging home about sunrise and finds his wife waiting for hm at the front door. After screaming at him for about a half hour about how inconsiderate he was, she asks him "How would you like it if you didnt see me for a couple of days"? He says " That would be fine with me"!
He didn't see her for the rest of the day, following day he didn't see he at all, By the end of the third day the swelling had gone down enough that he could see her out of his left eye...........
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He finally comes dragging home about sunrise and finds his wife waiting for hm at the front door. After screaming at him for about a half hour about how inconsiderate he was, she asks him "How would you like it if you didnt see me for a couple of days"? He says " That would be fine with me"!
He didn't see her for the rest of the day, following day he didn't see he at all, By the end of the third day the swelling had gone down enough that he could see her out of his left eye...........
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Re: WRONG ANSWER! (John McGraw)
Excellent! :lol:
Three buddies are sitting around, drinking beers and swapping stories. The first guy pipes up "My wife is wonderful. When I come home, the supper is on the table, the house is clean and she has a drink in her hand, waiting for me." The second guy, not to be outdone, says "As soon as I arrive home, I hand my wife the keys to my Vette so she can park it into the garage after she wipes it down." The third guy sits silent until his friends goaded him "What about your wife?"
"Last night," the third guy says "my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
"Wow!" sez his friends, "What did she say?"
The third guy grimaced, "She said 'Come out from under there and fight like a man!'" :eek: :boxing
Three buddies are sitting around, drinking beers and swapping stories. The first guy pipes up "My wife is wonderful. When I come home, the supper is on the table, the house is clean and she has a drink in her hand, waiting for me." The second guy, not to be outdone, says "As soon as I arrive home, I hand my wife the keys to my Vette so she can park it into the garage after she wipes it down." The third guy sits silent until his friends goaded him "What about your wife?"
"Last night," the third guy says "my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
"Wow!" sez his friends, "What did she say?"
The third guy grimaced, "She said 'Come out from under there and fight like a man!'" :eek: :boxing
