A Friday Funny ..........
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Melting Slicks
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From: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
A Friday Funny ..........
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear-flaps.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup..!
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear-flaps.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup..!
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From: The Only Corvette in Gila Bend, Az.
St. Jude Donor '09
Re: A Friday Funny .......... (Barry's70LT1)
105" F. Arizonans take off their coats, and turn off the heaters...
Canadians all start crying like little panseys....
:jester
Canadians all start crying like little panseys....
:jester
Melting Slicks
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Re: A Friday Funny .......... (Desertdawg)
105" F. Arizonans take off their coats, and turn off the heaters...
Canadians all start crying like little panseys....
Canadians all start crying like little panseys....
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From: The Only Corvette in Gila Bend, Az.
St. Jude Donor '09
Re: A Friday Funny .......... (Mac)
We usually get a month or so of 115 plus summer temps...
Thats the only way we can get all the canucks to go away :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thats the only way we can get all the canucks to go away :lol: :lol: :lol:
