August 6th Event
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St. Jude Donor '05 thru '19
Originally Posted by F.J.B.
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From: Vette Doctors Performance RX450 - 466RWHP !!!
Originally Posted by StephenT
Oy Vay, they have a t-shirt for almost anything. Do they have one for dealership finance managers?
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From: NYC NY
If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Attila the Hun, and a Kia finance manager, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
Shoot the finance manager twice.
What's the difference between a Kia finance manager and a bucket of $h!t?
The bucket.
Shoot the finance manager twice.
What's the difference between a Kia finance manager and a bucket of $h!t?
The bucket.
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From: Bann Camp & N.Y.C.
St. Jude Donor '08
Originally Posted by Nabbs
If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Attila the Hun, and a Kia finance manager, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
Shoot the finance manager twice.
What's the difference between a Kia finance manager and a bucket of $h!t?
The bucket.
Shoot the finance manager twice.
What's the difference between a Kia finance manager and a bucket of $h!t?
The bucket.
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You are so hostile, Did you get wacked by the dealer when you bought your Z06?
I think you got wacked so hard in the azz, that your hemroids are still claping.
Last edited by c5edko; Jul 28, 2005 at 09:34 AM.
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From: Glendale NY
St. Jude Donor '08-'09-'10-'11-'12-'13-'14-'15-'16-'17-'18- '19
This could be you........Sammy
I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ***. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ***. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
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From: Home of the NYY
Originally Posted by F.J.B.
Oh my god!!! I now need a smoke!!!!!!
Thanks Bob....were you wearing your Scream mask the entire time?
Thanks Bob....were you wearing your Scream mask the entire time?
Hey Barry is this what you have been doing with all this extra time.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050728/...pregnant_panda
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From: Queens, New York Life begins at 183 mph....
St. Jude Donor '08-'09
Originally Posted by ALLEYNEC5
Hey Barry is this what you have been doing with all this extra time.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050728/...pregnant_panda
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050728/...pregnant_panda
Nah, if you read the article, it states that the Panda was female.
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From: Vette Doctors Performance RX450 - 466RWHP !!!
Originally Posted by alex1217
Nah, if you read the article, it states that the Panda was female.
OY VEY!!!!!
I thought there was something wrong with the Reach Around on that PandA!!!!
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From: Home of the NYY
Originally Posted by StephenT
Ok, look at that expression on the panda's face and then tell me where Barry's other arm is?