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From: For the strength of the pack is the wolf . . . . . . and the strength of the wolf is the pack.
Originally Posted by Alex1217
I just went to a Net game yesterday (my wife got free tickets from someone at her company) and we had a couple. Through everything they've been through in history, the jewish people never forgot two things: their heritage and how to make a good hot dog.
Happy Passover BTW.
You were in my neighborhood, and didn't say hello?
That's it. You're dead to me.
It's getting harder and harder to find good bagels. Even in the city.
You were in my neighborhood, and didn't say hello?
That's it. You're dead to me.
It's getting harder and harder to find good bagels. Even in the city.
We took a bus over there, how the hell could I have met up with you.
I just read in the paper this morning that there's this place in the city selling $22 bagels!!! WTF!!! I don't care if they are oven fresh and cooked by a chef from Vienna, I'm not paying $22 for a single bagel!!!
From: For the strength of the pack is the wolf . . . . . . and the strength of the wolf is the pack.
Originally Posted by Alex1217
We took a bus over there, how the hell could I have met up with you.
I just read in the paper this morning that there's this place in the city selling $22 bagels!!! WTF!!! I don't care if they are oven fresh and cooked by a chef from Vienna, I'm not paying $22 for a single bagel!!!
LOL...you guys are crackin me up....i will hide the afi koman in the air conditioner this time....it opens up pretty easy....haha..no one will ever find it
Happy passover from the redneck part of New Jersey. And to all, lets not forget that the father of the Corvette, Zora Arkus Duntov, was a Jew. BTW, born and raised in Brooklyn.
Happy passover from the redneck part of New Jersey. And to all, lets not forget that the father of the Corvette, Zora Arkus Duntov, was a Jew. BTW, born and raised in Brooklyn.
The Two-Minute Haggadah
A Passover service for the impatient.
By Michael Rubiner
Posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006, at 1:25 PM ET
Opening prayers:
Thanks, God, for creating wine. (Drink wine.)
Thanks for creating produce. (Eat parsley.)
Overview: Once we were slaves in Egypt. Now we're free. That's why we're doing this.
Four questions:
1. What's up with the matzoh?
2. What's the deal with horseradish?
3. What's with the dipping of the herbs?
4. What's this whole slouching at the table business?
Answers:
1. When we left Egypt, we were in a hurry. There was no time for making decent bread.
2. Life was bitter, like horseradish.
3. It's called symbolism.
4. Free people get to slouch.
A funny story: Once, these five rabbis talked all night, then it was morning. (Heat soup now.)
The four kinds of children and how to deal with them:
Wise child—explain Passover.
Simple child—explain Passover slowly.
Silent child—explain Passover loudly.
Wicked child—browbeat in front of the relatives.
Speaking of children: We hid some matzoh. Whoever finds it gets five bucks.
The story of Passover: It's a long time ago. We're slaves in Egypt. Pharaoh is a nightmare. We cry out for help. God brings plagues upon the Egyptians. We escape, bake some matzoh. God parts the Red Sea. We make it through; the Egyptians aren't so lucky. We wander 40 years in the desert, eat manna, get the Torah, wind up in Israel, get a new temple, enjoy several years without being persecuted again. (Let brisket cool now.)
The 10 Plagues: Blood, Frogs, Lice—you name it.
The singing of "Dayenu":
If God had gotten us out of Egypt and not punished our enemies, it would've been enough. If he'd punished our enemies and not parted the Red Sea, it would've been enough.
If he'd parted the Red Sea—(Remove gefilte fish from refrigerator now.)