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Old 03-21-2007, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Z06Voodoo
You're obviously not married.
Actually, yes. That's just what my wife says

I'm just a little older than 21 now. I'm legal!
Old 03-21-2007, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Cyclonite
I'm in a dry country...should be home in 22 days...
Oh sorry thought maybe underage...than a beer for you...in 22 days....I'll probably be here tending so I'll hook you up.
Old 03-21-2007, 06:53 PM
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Wow, I didn't even realize I made 59 posts in that bar!
Old 03-21-2007, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Cyclonite
Actually, yes. That's just what my wife says

I'm just a little older than 21 now. I'm legal!
Give it a few more years....apparently as they age they get GAS....and its worse than you can imagine....
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Woohoo! This is post #102!
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Originally Posted by Z06Voodoo
Oh sorry thought maybe underage...than a beer for you...in 22 days....I'll probably be here tending so I'll hook you up.
Thanks! I'll take you up on that.

Tim
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Originally Posted by GaryS128
Wow, I didn't even realize I made 59 posts in that bar!
Geeze man....freakin talkin our ears off...
Old 03-21-2007, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Z06Voodoo
You're obviously not married.
They don't fart around you till you're married (most of the time). They "excuse" themself because if they do fart, it's usually pretty bad because they hold it in for such a long time! LOL

BTW, queefs don't count.
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Originally Posted by Z06Voodoo
Give it a few more years....apparently as they age they get GAS....and its worse than you can imagine....
Old 03-21-2007, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Z06Voodoo
Give it a few more years....apparently as they age they get GAS....and its worse than you can imagine....
almost as bad as cat farts!

My gf farted around me by accident one time because I was tickling her. She let one rip and boy was I sorry I didn't stop when she told me too!
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Originally Posted by Cyclonite
Thanks! I'll take you up on that.

Tim
Nice to meet you tim i'm josh...
Are you in the Army or Marines??
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[QUOTE=J0J0;1559480269]They don't fart around you till you're married (most of the time). They "excuse" themself because if they do fart, it's usually pretty bad because they hold it in for such a long time! LOL

Or else they blame it on the dog...
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Originally Posted by J0J0
almost as bad as cat farts!

My gf farted around me by accident one time because I was tickling her. She let one rip and boy was I sorry I didn't stop when she told me too!
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Originally Posted by Cyclonite

Or else they blame it on the dog...
If there's no dog, the look of embarrasment is priceless!
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[QUOTE=Cyclonite;1559480318]
Originally Posted by J0J0
They don't fart around you till you're married (most of the time). They "excuse" themself because if they do fart, it's usually pretty bad because they hold it in for such a long time! LOL

Or else they blame it on the dog...
Then you get another dog and he makes the wife cry....thats where I am now....payback is a b!tch.
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[QUOTE=J0J0;1559480334]
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If there's no dog, the look of embarrasment is priceless!
or they try to blame you....
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Originally Posted by Z06Voodoo
Nice to meet you tim i'm josh...
Are you in the Army or Marines??
Nice to meet you Josh. And neither...Air Force

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Originally Posted by Z06Voodoo
or they try to blame you....
Yeah but we don't get embarrased. The louder and more aromatic it is is like a medal of honor to us ...
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Originally Posted by Cyclonite
Nice to meet you Josh. And neither...Air Force
Excellent......Navy here....how long you been in?
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[QUOTE=Z06Voodoo;1559480336]
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Then you get another dog and he makes the wife cry....thats where I am now....payback is a b!tch.
Yeah, we have to kick ours out of the room sometimes


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