My comical/disastrous night!!




So last night started out with me compounding the "sand blasting" out of the tiger shark nose, followed up with PBA Dad's recommendation of Turtle Wax ICE (nice stuff Jimmy
Hop in the shower, get ready and jump in the car. Much to my surprise
my fog light switch is acting up again and I have no interior lights, fog lights OR tail lights - but I DO have brake lights. Happens every time it's humid out. No sweat, I figure they'll come on after a few minutes. 1/2 mile into my drive, guy pulls up next to me to tell me I have no tail lights......."yeah I know" I say. I get on the highway and figure I'll stick to the right lane (NOT an easy thing for me) so's not to **** of the other drivers. Within two miles......and you all knew this was coming........flashing red and blue lights
I pull over, shut the car off (no seat belt mind you). Trooper walks up the window and before he can even get the words out I say "Tail lights right?" "Yes" he says. So I explain about the short in the system and that they'll come on within a few minutes. He smiles, says no problem, just be careful. Thank you officer
and I'm on my way. Not a WORD about the lack of seatbelt. Get onto the Wantagh Pkwy and.......yup, you guessed it........MORE red and blue lights. Ugh! Same thing......pull over, engine off. Trooper walks over and I repeat myself again saying I was JUST pulled over two miles back. He also smiles, hands me back my license and says to be safe. I figure best thing to do now is call Barry and have him drive behind me for the remainder of the trip. Third trooper is bound to not be so nice. I meet him at his place and while waiting outside for him - parked on a hydrant of course
a dorky security guard walks up to the car. All I see is the arm patch at first and my first words to him were "NO"! Thankfully all he wanted was to flirt and ask for a ride. At this point, my lights FINALLY decide to come on
So Barry pulls up and we take a nice "cruise" to Steves garage......whew the worst is over...........NOT!!!We pull up in front of Steve's garage with me right on Barry's tail and I fail to see the GRAND CANYON in front of the bay door
. Barry pulls a u-turn to park and BAM I go nose first into the crater
. Steve and Leigh are just looking on with mild amusement as my car literally gets stuck! I had to back it up - the hole was so big you couldn't even drive over it. I get out cursing and look at the damage........UGH!!!!!!!
As if there wasn't enough damage from the hood flying off on the crab run
BUT, I pull the car in.......Steve and Leigh get right to work pulling off the rims while Barry makes short work of pulling out my seats. Steve puts on the rotors, pads and is just putting the wheels back on when he realizes "Oh ****, I put the OLD pads back on"
Wheels come back off......race pads go on Thank you soooo much Steve, brakes feel great! You're always the first one to help and you never say no. I owe you!
And Barry.....what can I say? There aren't enough "thank yous" on the planet for you!!
I LOVE the harness bar! Can't wait to use the new belts on the track, no more sliding around in my seat. Your rendition of JJ from Good Times was HILARIOUS and I needed a good laugh. Thanks for being there on a moments notice and driving over with me and especially for running interference (and going an exit past yours) with the BMW on the way home that didn't like how quickly I came up on him on the highway. You were 100% dead on in knowing I was in NO MOOD to entertain that clown when he decided to try and "out drive" me
That might not have ended so well. Bonnie & Clyde live on
You guys are the best!! Thank you all so much. Oh but Steve....FILL IN THAT DAMN HOLE
and Leigh, for pete's sake google Marlo Thomas and THAT GIRL
Here's what the car looked like AFTER three hours of detailing and one 40 minute drive
The nose is now seriously misaligned and the bolts tore loose from top part of the nose taking some figerglass composite with them. 


Last edited by TryNkeepUp; Aug 2, 2008 at 01:33 PM.




I have two great body guys, one is currently painting my new hood from that whole fiasco. The nose was slightly misaligned from the original hood flying open, now it's just plain crooked
He was going to blow some paint on the nose and polish it out for me anyway, so hopefully he can fix this too. Looks like the chin spoiler bolts tore loose from the tiger shark taking some composite with them so the paint is probably the least of the damage. The asthetic damage seems to be confined to the chin spoiler so if it can't be fixed, I suppose I'll just have to take it off
Good luck with the repairs!
I hate even hitting a small pothole on the road but reading that you went nose first into a bomb crater turns my stomach.
Again, good luck with the repairs!
, just got the new roof installed and I am gearing up for the run to Carlisle with you on Thursday in a few weeks, can you believe it is here already???????
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At least you didn't get any tkts. hhmmm....I wonder if I would've had the same fate...




That is a Boston size pothole, to be sure.




By the way. I'm glad I don't hang out with you too much. You're just trouble looking for a place to happen girl.




And heeeyyy, I'm not trouble.......well ok maybe a little, but I don't mean to be
I'm starting to wonder just a little bit...didn't I read and old post when you had coolant leaking from your car??? who was there to help???
I'm gonna keep a sharp on those 2 ... just kidding ..glad they got you up and running again...good luck
And heeeyyy, I'm not trouble.......well ok maybe a little, but I don't mean to be










Seriously, if you don't want to do HPDE's with us all you need to do is say so, you don't need to keep having things happen to your Vette.

Sorry to hear about the front end. Lots of
outgoing folks round here more than willing to help others out.









