NJ Girl!!
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From: Allamuchy NJ
NJ Girl!!
The girl said to her date, "You're in for a real trip, I
have been told I have a body like New Jersey."
He grab's her waist and asked "What's this?"
She replies, "This is Middlesex."
Then he grab's her butt and asked "What's this?
She replies "Freehold."
Then he grab's her breast and asked "What's this?"
She replies "Point Pleasant."
Then he looks down and says, "I guess that's Cherry Hill?"
And she replies "No, that's Eatontown."
have been told I have a body like New Jersey."
He grab's her waist and asked "What's this?"
She replies, "This is Middlesex."
Then he grab's her butt and asked "What's this?
She replies "Freehold."
Then he grab's her breast and asked "What's this?"
She replies "Point Pleasant."
Then he looks down and says, "I guess that's Cherry Hill?"
And she replies "No, that's Eatontown."
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Re: NJ Girl!! (C5_PIG)
Mark, did you make that up??????????????????????
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From: Exit 89 GSP,Lakewood,NJ The Land Of Mojo
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Re: NJ Girl!! (mackeyred96)
Oldie but a goodie.
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Re: NJ Girl!! (C5_PIG)
Mark, did you make that up??????????????????????
NAH, I'm not that creative. Heard it from my old Sergeant.
NAH, I'm not that creative. Heard it from my old Sergeant.
(mea culpa - 90% of my co-workers - and race buddies! - are guys.)
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Re: NJ Girl!! (C5_PIG)
I like NJ girls! :yesnod: :smash: :smash: :smash:
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Re: NJ Girl!! (Aviatrix)
Mark, did you make that up??????????????????????
NAH, I'm not that creative. Heard it from my old Sergeant.
Did your Sarge happen to mention what part was in "Morristown"??? :bb :bb
(mea culpa - 90% of my co-workers - and race buddies! - are guys.)
NAH, I'm not that creative. Heard it from my old Sergeant.
Did your Sarge happen to mention what part was in "Morristown"??? :bb :bb
(mea culpa - 90% of my co-workers - and race buddies! - are guys.)