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Bummer, no Tuesday lunch gathering, no Wednesday clay bar session, no Thursday breakfast meet, I'll survive though.

Outside my back yard. I do not like this crap, which is not prevalent around here, nothing but a pain in the *** and work, not my kind of work.






And, I'll need a new mailbox pole, watched the plow knock it over.
I hate snow, just one big pain in the ***...........





And, I'll need a new mailbox pole, watched the plow knock it over.
I hate snow, just one big pain in the ***...........
Where I live the the county will replace your mailbox if you make a complaint. The problem with that is they will not do it till the spring when the ground is not froze. My road is quite twisty and I have seen some storms they they get quite a few boxes with those very big plow trucks they use.





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Don't hurt yourself shoveling the snow.
The Diary Of A Snow Shoveler
December 8It started to snow.
It's the first snow of the season, and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window, watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven.
It looked like a Grandma Moses Print.
It was so romantic, and we felt like newlyweds again.
December 9
We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape.
Can there be a lovelier place in the whole world?
Moving here was the best idea I've ever had!
I shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again.
I did both our driveway and the sidewalks.
"It's a wonderful life!"
December 12
The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment!
My neighbor told me not to worry - we'll definitely have a white Christmas.
John says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again.
I don't think that's possible.
John is a nice man; I'm glad he's our neighbor.
December 14
More lovely snow! It snowed 8 inches last night.
The temperature dropped to -20. The cold seems to make everything sparkle so much.
The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks.
The Town's snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I had to shovel again.
I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I will certainly get back in shape this way.
December 15
20 inches of snow are forecast.
I sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer, bought snow tires for the wife's car, and 2 extra shovels.
I also stocked the freezer.
The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out.
That seems a little bit overboard. We are not in Alaska.
December 16
We had an ice storm this morning.
I fell on my *** on the ice in the driveway putting down salt.
It did hurt for quite a while. The wife laughed and did not seem sympathetic.
December 17
It is way, way below freezing, and the roads are too icy to go anywhere.
The electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile on lots of blankets to stay warm.
Maybe I should have bought a wood stove, but I won't admit that to my wife.
I can't believe I'm freezing in my own living room.
December 20
The electricity is back on, but we had another 14 inches last night.
More shoveling to do! It took all day.
I tried to find a kid in the neighborhood to shovel, but they're busy playing hockey.
I called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower, and they're out.
They might have another shipment in March.
John says I have to shovel, or the city will have it done and bill me.
December 22
John was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of this stuff fell today.
It took me 30 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to go pee.
By the time I got undressed, went to the bathroom and dressed again, I lost all motivation to shovel.
I tried to hire John who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy. F--k him!
December 23
Only 2 inches of snow today And it warmed up to 0.
The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning.
WTF!!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago?
She says she did tell me, but she's lying.
December 24
6 inches today - the snow was packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel.
If I ever catch the son of a b-itch who drives that snow plow, I'll beat him to death with my broken shovel.
It seems like he hides around the corner, waits for me to finish shoveling, and then throws snow all over where I've just been!
December 25
Merry f--king Christmas! Ho-ho-ho!
20 more inches of this damn sh-t last night. We are snowed in, buried.
Jesus, Joseph and Mary, I "never want to see snow again"!
Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation, and I told him to go f--k himself.
The wife said I have a bad attitude. She and I are in very different worlds; she's getting on my nerves.
If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more f--king time, I'm going to smash the TV.
December 26
We are still totally snowed in.
Why the hell did I ever move here??? It was all her idea!
December 27
The temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze.
The plumber came after we waited 14 hours for him to arrive. Lucky me - he charged me only $1,400 to replace all of my pipes.
December 28
It warmed up to above -20, and we are still snowed in.
Oh God, do I need a vacation from my wife!
December 29
We got another 10 more inches!
John says I have to shovel the roof, or it could cave in. Give me a f--cking break!
December 30
The roof caved in.
I punched the snow plow driver in the nose, and he said he is going to sue me.
The wife went home to her mother.
Nine more inches predicted.
December 31
A fire burned down what was left of the house.
January 1
No more shoveling!
I love those little white pills they are giving me.
Happy New Year!
Thought for the day: Lets put the fun back in dysfunctional










Then around four or five inches on that second round a couple days later.
Seemes like the bands were pretty close together.
Newark ony got a slight dusting for both rounds.
So basically ten minutes up the road only got a slight dusting and we got six inches and then you got around eight.
For that first shot of snow anyway.
Think it's supposed to rain tomorrow. I know they dowsed the roads more than usual with salt. Probably after seeing the results of that mess in Va.
I went out for blood work this morning and all the cars on the road looked like powdered doughnuts. Think it's gonna take a few rains to clean off all of the excess they put down this tme.









































