FAIL buddy.
Pics for Kurtomatic-man
Melting Slicks
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 2,394
Likes: 0
From: Goldsboro NC
damn...didnt know if it was appropriate to bust out the mom joke as i was going to do that...but I did find this on Dougs myspace...Doug is a gay cop...and here is his boyfriend at the station
Racer
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 333
Likes: 0
From: Western Burbs of Detroit MI
Racer
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 333
Likes: 0
From: Western Burbs of Detroit MI
Le Mans Master
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 9,106
Likes: 166
From: PA
OK thats enough of that Kurtomac we all know....
Your mom is so ugly she walked in the woods big foot took pictures!
Your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Your mom is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!
Your mom is so cross eyed she dropped a dime and picked up 2 nickols!
Your mom is so fat when she fell down and broke her leg gravy ran out!
Your mom is so fat she jumped in the air... AND GOT STUCK!
Love the pipe!
Your mom is so ugly she walked in the woods big foot took pictures!
Your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Your mom is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!
Your mom is so cross eyed she dropped a dime and picked up 2 nickols!
Your mom is so fat when she fell down and broke her leg gravy ran out!
Your mom is so fat she jumped in the air... AND GOT STUCK!
Love the pipe!
Racer
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 333
Likes: 0
From: Western Burbs of Detroit MI
OK thats enough of that Kurtomac we all know....
Your mom is so ugly she walked in the woods big foot took pictures!
Your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Your mom is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!
Your mom is so cross eyed she dropped a dime and picked up 2 nickols!
Your mom is so fat when she fell down and broke her leg gravy ran out!
Your mom is so fat she jumped in the air... AND GOT STUCK!
Love the pipe!
Your mom is so ugly she walked in the woods big foot took pictures!
Your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Your mom is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!
Your mom is so cross eyed she dropped a dime and picked up 2 nickols!
Your mom is so fat when she fell down and broke her leg gravy ran out!
Your mom is so fat she jumped in the air... AND GOT STUCK!
Love the pipe!
Melting Slicks
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 2,394
Likes: 0
From: Goldsboro NC
allngn tryin to pull a quick one on us by deleting his myspace to cover up his extreme gayness and attraction to
Your mom is so ugly she walked in the woods big foot took pictures!
Your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Your mom is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!
Your mom is so cross eyed she dropped a dime and picked up 2 nickols!
Your mom is so fat when she fell down and broke her leg gravy ran out!
Your mom is so fat she jumped in the air... AND GOT STUCK!
Your mom is so ugly she walked in the woods big foot took pictures!
Your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Your mom is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!
Your mom is so cross eyed she dropped a dime and picked up 2 nickols!
Your mom is so fat when she fell down and broke her leg gravy ran out!
Your mom is so fat she jumped in the air... AND GOT STUCK!
Corvette Stories
The Best of Corvette for Corvette Enthusiasts
Top 10 Most Expensive Corvettes Ever Sold on Bring A Trailer
Brett Foote
10 Things Every Corvette Owner Needs (2026 Edition)
Michael S. Palmer
8 Most "Only Corvette Owners Understand" Quirks and Problems
Pouria Savadkouei
10 Reasons the C6 Z06 is Still A Performance Benchmark After 20 Years
Joe Kucinski
How Much Horsepower Every Corvette Engine "LOST" in 1972
Joe Kucinski
Top 10 DOs and DON'Ts for Protecting Your Convertible Top!
Michael S. Palmer
Top 10 Most Explosive Corvettes Ever Made: Power-to-Weight Ratio Ranked!
Joe Kucinski
150 hp to 1,250 hp: Every Corvette Generation Compared by the Specs That Matter
Joe Kucinski
8 Coolest Corvette Pace Cars (and Replicas) of All Time
Verdad Gallardo
AMP Racing
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,756
Likes: 589
From: Washington TWP NJ
2023 C5 of the Year Finalist - Modified
2017 C5 of Year Finalist
St. Jude Donor '09-'10-'11-'12
allngn, dude, with smack talk like that, you better be coming down to MIR for the smackdown...
Le Mans Master
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 5,130
Likes: 3
From: Winter Park FL
Melting Slicks
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 2,394
Likes: 0
From: Goldsboro NC
Melting Slicks
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 2,394
Likes: 0
From: Goldsboro NC
I bet Ron did have good places to party....which gay bar did they drop you off at on their way to the party spot?
Racer
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 333
Likes: 0
From: Western Burbs of Detroit MI
Enough with the gay stuff. Its getting real lame. Gay this , gay that, gay gay. We're not talking about the closeted ******s in your family ok. Why don't you go say hi to J.C. and let him send your car home with an employee for the weekend for some "custom" bodywork.