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Old Sep 12, 2009 | 08:55 AM
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LMAO! Just thought I"d throw a couple of the best pics from the wedding out there to see how you guys think the performance is and how you think she'll run with the new added weight to the steering hand.









I dont think it'll hook up aswell but I'm gonna give it a try. They say 75% of marriages end in divorce within 5years. So I think this week or next im just gonna get a divorce to speed up the process ya know..... why wait????? Start working on the ZR1 fund LOL!

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I heard about your little field trip to the gas station afterwards
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Shot #2 gets the win for gettin' a leg up.
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Yup leg up on the competition is always good simpleman!!!!!

Yellow- yes it was great to leave the reception almost running out of gas, and a cop driving by on a cold start up (extra loud) and then letting him follow me to the gas station, pulling in and asking to check over the car and give me a rash of crap. Then the groomsmen all started coming over seeing whats going on and the cop started backing off. Interesting ending to what turned out to be a great outside wedding, rain cleared off, very hot though.
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Old Sep 12, 2009 | 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
Yup leg up on the competition is always good simpleman!!!!!

Yellow- yes it was great to leave the reception almost running out of gas, and a cop driving by on a cold start up (extra loud) and then letting him follow me to the gas station, pulling in and asking to check over the car and give me a rash of crap. Then the groomsmen all started coming over seeing whats going on and the cop started backing off. Interesting ending to what turned out to be a great outside wedding, rain cleared off, very hot though.
Nice cop with nothing better to do. That would be Headline News...Cop busts some punk with loud mufflers on his wedding day !!

Congratts !!

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Old Sep 12, 2009 | 09:53 AM
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Fartpipe you pedifile you...leave that young girl alone....you are one ugly SOB....car looks good...oh and so does the wife
congrats homo
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Old Sep 12, 2009 | 09:53 AM
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Is pic #4 at Keith's Pit-stop in Gettysburg Pa ?

It looks like it but I can't tell for sure since he usually has a ton of blue ovals parked where you guys were at.

Good luck with the woman......
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Originally Posted by legman
Is pic #4 at Keith's Pit-stop in Gettysburg Pa ?

It looks like it but I can't tell for sure since he usually has a ton of blue ovals parked where you guys were at.

Good luck with the woman......

Yup thats Keiths Pittstop He's a good guy and lets us have our way with his dyno at a great price/rental. And thanks for the luck i'm gonna need it!
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Cool pix.
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Old Sep 12, 2009 | 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by GARY2004Z06
Cool pix.
Thanks Gary..... I think it wouldve looked a little better to have the pics with say C6Z06 as my back ground...... hmmmmmmm I wonder?????
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Old Sep 12, 2009 | 01:13 PM
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Dude, those are some REALLY cool shots. So many true 'car guys' (and gals LOL) tend to avoid getting their other passion involved in the various wedding proceedings because they're afraid that it's simply not traditional enough or something...I personally am ALL for it. Good job man.





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They say 75% of marriages end in divorce within 5years.
This has been, as of late, very true unfortunately.
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Old Sep 12, 2009 | 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
They say 75% of marriages end in divorce within 5years.
Maybe, but 100% of them end in death.

Be good to one another and plan on giving more than 50% and you guys will do just fine I'll bet. I think it is greatly to your advantage that you both are more mature for this venture. *cough* old bastige *cough*
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Originally Posted by simpleman68
Maybe, but 100% of them end in death.

Be good to one another and plan on giving more than 50% and you guys will do just fine I'll bet. I think it is greatly to your advantage that you both are more mature for this venture. *cough* old bastige *cough*
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Well said.....
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Congrats Bruce!

Nice pics.
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Congrats on the marriage. Best wishs to the both of you.
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LMAO!!!!! Nice pics..
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Thanks everyone... hopefully more good pics to come.
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My condolences! I hope you offers yours to me next May.
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My condolences! I hope you offers yours to me next May.
Thank you and will do!
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