Fartpipeisms
Aug 16, 2010 | 12:19 PM
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Le Mans Master
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Fartpipeisms
Since we can't have the real deal right now, everyone feel free to give your best Fartpipe impression. Please limit to 3 lines or less.
Aug 16, 2010 | 12:27 PM
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From: Houston TX
haha omg im fast fast faster then u hahalolol noob i rape child souls molester candy i want in my bunghole
Aug 16, 2010 | 12:29 PM
Le Mans Master
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From: Winter Park FL
what is he banned or something?
Aug 16, 2010 | 12:33 PM
Drifting
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From: TIRECRAFT RACING NJ
Aug 16, 2010 | 12:33 PM
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Too all my wxer fan boi's, BUH BYE!!!!!! You Sirs are soooo easy to abuse. All c5 waxers are my enemas now!!!!!!!!! Any of you pseudoracers will have to wear one on Seb's Speedos over your head (Backwards PLEASE) for the day at MIR!! I can be #2. I can be #2. I can be #2...........Damn you GARY!!!!
Aug 16, 2010 | 12:42 PM
Drifting
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
robz
Too all my wxer fan boi's, BUH BYE!!!!!! You Sirs are soooo easy to abuse. All c5 waxers are my enemas now!!!!!!!!! Any of you pseudoracers will have to wear one on Seb's Speedos over your head for the day at MIR!! I can be #2. I can be #2. I can be #2...........Damn you GARY!!!!
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Damn do you think that this is some type of conspiracy and we're all being turned into Fartpipe colons?
Aug 16, 2010 | 12:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
tirecraft
Whats a Fartpipe ??
A fartpipe is a tool placed behind the drivers seat of any late model corvette that restricts the automotive performance one would expect from said vehicle.
Aug 16, 2010 | 01:12 PM
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I'm Orange, I'm Faster and I'm Proud
Wax all you MF'ers that abuse me on this forum
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Aug 16, 2010 | 04:46 PM
Burning Brakes
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From: brownsville tx
im a waxer with red dots on my rims
Aug 16, 2010 | 06:02 PM
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From: Washington TWP NJ
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I Can't Drive -10 point Five!!
Aug 16, 2010 | 06:31 PM
Melting Slicks
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From: Lititz PA
Aug 16, 2010 | 06:41 PM
Burning Brakes
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From: Okinawa
Aug 16, 2010 | 06:41 PM
Le Mans Master
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Originally Posted by
Capthuff
I Can't Drive -10 point Five!!
LMAO...did that take some thought ??
Aug 16, 2010 | 07:49 PM
Le Mans Master
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OK...I'm going over to the C6 waxer area to see if I can find our wayward child...tell him we are all real-real sorry
He needs a friend
Aug 16, 2010 | 08:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
pit-man
OK...I'm going over to the C6 waxer area to see if I can find our wayward child...tell him we are all real-real sorry
He needs a friend
I say we track him down and drag (no pun intended) him back here. How big can this internet thing be anyways...
Aug 16, 2010 | 08:30 PM
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From: Houston TX
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Originally Posted by
WKMCD
I say we track him down and drag (no pun intended) him back here. How big can this internet thing be anyways...
I'm thinking like, flooding his pm box with links to the performance section.
Aug 16, 2010 | 09:13 PM
Burning Brakes
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From: Okinawa
or fill his wife's box...giggity hahaha
Aug 17, 2010 | 08:13 AM
Le Mans Master
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From: PA
Aug 17, 2010 | 08:23 AM
Le Mans Master
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From: Orange Park FL
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Fartpipe
sup
OK...WHO THE HELL IS ON fARTPIPES COMPUTER ???
Should we call the police guys ?? This is not him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 17, 2010 | 08:40 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
pit-man
OK...WHO THE HELL IS ON fARTPIPES COMPUTER ???
Check the basement for pods...
Damn do you think that this is some type of conspiracy and we're all being turned into Fartpipe colons? 
