Red neck unit
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From: Lake Wylie SC
Red neck unit
I thought this would fit in our section. Any volunteers? 
BREAKING NEWS:
>
> The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting
unit.
> US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)
> These Kentucky, West Virginia, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia and
Tennessee boys will be dropped behind enemy lines and have been given the
following facts about Terrorists:
>
> 1. The season opened today.
> 2. There is no limit.
> 3 They taste just like chicken.
> 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
> 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
>
> This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
>
BREAKING NEWS:
>
> The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting
unit.
> US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)
> These Kentucky, West Virginia, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia and
Tennessee boys will be dropped behind enemy lines and have been given the
following facts about Terrorists:
>
> 1. The season opened today.
> 2. There is no limit.
> 3 They taste just like chicken.
> 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
> 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
>
> This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
>
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Hey Man
You left out VA, NC & SC. Some of the finest Red Necks I know reside in those states. 
And let's not forget LA - the CoonA$$ capitol of the world. 
And let's not forget LA - the CoonA$$ capitol of the world.
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From: Lake Wylie SC
Originally Posted by JFTaylor
You left out VA, NC & SC. Some of the finest Red Necks I know reside in those states. And let's not forget LA - the CoonA$$ capitol of the world.
And let's not forget LA - the CoonA$$ capitol of the world. 
Maybe they wanted it to last more than a day or two. 
