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Old Apr 13, 2009 | 09:09 PM
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Default Strippers at a HPDE ?!

Only if you bring them. Even when I have a couple of dollars----chicks still avoid me like the plague.

Stipper to Lehman....."Listen buddy--a lap dance is $20 for your friend, but you it's gonna cost $50"

Hey guys and gals....it is I, the always prim and proper Lehman here.

Just wanting to tell folks in South Florida about a new HPDE club that I just signed up to run with at Homestead Motorsports Park on May 9th.

The guys behind this club are long time South Florida autocrossers and Motorsports lovers.

They are my friends. (maybe they should be pickier about who they hang out with ?)

Great people...........

Go and have fun..............see you there........

These guys let me use the mic at our autox events...imagine what my friends will let me do out there....(just don't tell my wife)



ERME (Equipe Rapide Motorsports Experience) Presents the most innovative high performance road course experience ever offered in the Southeast!

We accommodate all of your "Obsessed with Speed Needs"

Novice?
We have the best instructors in all of South Florida!

Intermediate HPDE Driver?
All the track time you desire, without sharing the track with novice drivers!

Advanced or Competition Race Car Drivers?
Test & Tune, Practice, "Shake Down" your race car for the next "Big Race", or just "Seat Time". You get UNRESTRICTED PASSING, ANYWHERE ON TRACK, (only a simple point by is required).

"ERME" means Equipe Rapide Motorsports Experience. If you have always wanted to know what your car could do if you were on a race track, or how fast you could take that on ramp, but you know the streets and highways are not the place! Now ERME gives you and your car an easy, safe, and affordable way to get on the track! No speed limits, no pedestrians, but best of all, no tickets. ERME allows you to learn how to handle your car at the limit in a non-competitive setting. You set your own goals and go as fast as you feel comfortable going. You can progress as far as you want.

Registration is NOW OPEN for the May 9th 2009 Event at Homestead-Miami Speedway on the Road Course.

Just go to www.erme.us and follow the link on "Event Registration"
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Old Apr 13, 2009 | 09:12 PM
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Old Apr 13, 2009 | 09:20 PM
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Old Apr 13, 2009 | 09:25 PM
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Old Apr 13, 2009 | 09:27 PM
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Old Apr 13, 2009 | 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by *89x2*
[IMG] /IMG]
I don't think the mods will like you circumventing the forum censor with that pic.

Originally Posted by Petew1971
**** is running a HPDE and thinks strippers will attract more interest.

Me? I want my click back because I was expecting stripper pics.
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Old Apr 13, 2009 | 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by LehmanZ06
Only if you bring them. Even when I have a couple of dollars----chicks still avoid me like the plague.

Stipper to Lehman....."Listen buddy--a lap dance is $20 for your friend, but you it's gonna cost $50"

Hey guys and gals....it is I, the always prim and proper Lehman here.

Just wanting to tell folks in South Florida about a new HPDE club that I just signed up to run with at Homestead Motorsports Park on May 9th.

The guys behind this club are long time South Florida autocrossers and Motorsports lovers.

They are my friends. (maybe they should be pickier about who they hang out with ?)

Great people...........

Go and have fun..............see you there........

These guys let me use the mic at our autox events...imagine what my friends will let me do out there....(just don't tell my wife)



ERME (Equipe Rapide Motorsports Experience) Presents the most innovative high performance road course experience ever offered in the Southeast!

We accommodate all of your "Obsessed with Speed Needs"

Novice?
We have the best instructors in all of South Florida!

Intermediate HPDE Driver?
All the track time you desire, without sharing the track with novice drivers!

Advanced or Competition Race Car Drivers?
Test & Tune, Practice, "Shake Down" your race car for the next "Big Race", or just "Seat Time". You get UNRESTRICTED PASSING, ANYWHERE ON TRACK, (only a simple point by is required).

"ERME" means Equipe Rapide Motorsports Experience. If you have always wanted to know what your car could do if you were on a race track, or how fast you could take that on ramp, but you know the streets and highways are not the place! Now ERME gives you and your car an easy, safe, and affordable way to get on the track! No speed limits, no pedestrians, but best of all, no tickets. ERME allows you to learn how to handle your car at the limit in a non-competitive setting. You set your own goals and go as fast as you feel comfortable going. You can progress as far as you want.

Registration is NOW OPEN for the May 9th 2009 Event at Homestead-Miami Speedway on the Road Course.

Just go to www.erme.us and follow the link on "Event Registration"
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Old Apr 13, 2009 | 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Ghostface
What are you talking about?
Florida speak? Perhaps he'd have better results in the regional section
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Old Apr 13, 2009 | 10:26 PM
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This makes me want to autocross into a tree.
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Ok---maybe no "real strippers" will show up---so maybe I will walk around without my shirt---but since I am not that fat I don't have any "man-*****"----

So if you are friendly with strippers....then my advice would be to bring them to the event !

----I know this was the OT forum----any maybe this wasn't off topic enough.

Ok new topic now.........

I was squeezing this big giant zit on my forehead.....

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Old Apr 13, 2009 | 10:27 PM
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Another vote for .
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Old Apr 13, 2009 | 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dingo
Me? I want my click back because I was expecting stripper pics.
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Old Apr 13, 2009 | 10:30 PM
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Pui???
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Originally Posted by Fastguy
This makes me want to autocross into a tree.
I think some PICS would change that frown upside down!
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Old Apr 13, 2009 | 10:34 PM
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Are you Mr Vette?

I mean WTF? Really. Stop sniffing glue.
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Reality is more than just a word you should look up.
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DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(too much smokey smokey sniffy sniffy for lehman)
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Why am I seeing this in OT? Why is it doing this???

Corvette Forum > Upcoming Events and Regional Discussion > Southeast
Strippers at a HPDE ?!


this is what ALL other threads in OT show

Corvette Forum > Off Topic > Off Topic
$ 5500.00 What a deal.

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So do you have any video of you popping the zit?
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Old Apr 17, 2009 | 12:01 PM
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You guys just have to know David to understand this.

He is just giving you guys a heads up on an HPDE in the southeast.
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