Manatee in Richmond River
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Manatee in Richmond River
Hey Rat Pack did you hear on the news that Jack's manatee escaped? :eek: The good news is now it is closer to Mike (UCRUZIN2) because it surfaced in the Richmond river. You don't suppose he had anything to do with it disappearing from Jack's place do you :confused: ;)
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Re: Manatee in Richmond River (Ron 75 L48)
I saw that in the paper. Probably just returning Mike's parts from Jack's garage :D. Stupid manatee didn't understand that a '67 grill doesn't look real good on a '96 though.
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Re: Manatee in Richmond River (Ron 75 L48)
I have been waiting...........FOR this................to........be........ ..posted :lol:
What do you have to say Mikey...... :blueangel:
Woops.., too many beers :cheers:
[Modified by ALLTHROTTLE&NOBOTTLE, 9:23 PM 6/25/2002]
What do you have to say Mikey...... :blueangel:
Woops.., too many beers :cheers:
[Modified by ALLTHROTTLE&NOBOTTLE, 9:23 PM 6/25/2002]
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Re: Manatee in Richmond River (ALLTHROTTLE&NOBOTTLE)
It was just a matter of time before it happened, I think it was getting pissed at having broken lawn chairs thrown at it. I am checking the TV stations right now if they are carrying the story.
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Re: Manatee in Richmond River (Ron 75 L48)
Jack? What did you do? Did you stop feeding "Mike-atee?" I told you if you slowed down on the minnow meal that he would move on to greener pastures..........er, harbors! :D
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Re: Manatee in Richmond River (DAVS Y2K)
:rolleyes: :( :sad:
I was hoping this wouldn't make the regional news, but now that it has, I guess I have to give the full details!
The MERMAID, yes there is also a mermaid in the water behind our house, had asked me to keep this a secret
She and the Mannatee had an argument and he moved out about two weeks ago. According to her it was just a stupid argument over wether UCRUIZIN2 really believed they existed ( I give the manatee printouts of Forum conversations)
He decided he was going to set off to find UCRUIZIN2 and if possible do a little "ding dong" on his car
He forgot. of course, manatees don't have long term memory, that UCRUIZIN2 doesn't live near water.
When he got to Richmond, he turned around an headed back. The MERMAID said he sent an underwater signal apologizing for his behavior and promised to be home in time for the pool party
:seeya
I was hoping this wouldn't make the regional news, but now that it has, I guess I have to give the full details!
The MERMAID, yes there is also a mermaid in the water behind our house, had asked me to keep this a secret
She and the Mannatee had an argument and he moved out about two weeks ago. According to her it was just a stupid argument over wether UCRUIZIN2 really believed they existed ( I give the manatee printouts of Forum conversations)
He decided he was going to set off to find UCRUIZIN2 and if possible do a little "ding dong" on his car
He forgot. of course, manatees don't have long term memory, that UCRUIZIN2 doesn't live near water.
When he got to Richmond, he turned around an headed back. The MERMAID said he sent an underwater signal apologizing for his behavior and promised to be home in time for the pool party
:seeya
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Re: Manatee in Richmond River (fastzr1)
:eek:
You guys have some good stories. I will have to remember to keep my son away from Jack!
You guys have some good stories. I will have to remember to keep my son away from Jack!
Makin big bucks!
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Re: Manatee in Richmond River (fastzr1)
:eek:
You guys have some good stories. I will have to remember to keep my son away from Jack!
You guys have some good stories. I will have to remember to keep my son away from Jack!
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Re: Manatee in Richmond River (Danger Dave)
I think Jack was hittin the Wild Turkey a bit earlier. Now we have mermaids too.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Manatee in Richmond River (Ron 75 L48)
:eek:
You guys have some good stories. I will have to remember to keep my son away from Jack!
Ed, unfortunately Jack is telling the truth! :eek:
You guys have some good stories. I will have to remember to keep my son away from Jack!
Ed, unfortunately Jack is telling the truth! :eek:
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Re: Manatee in Richmond River (jackdaroofer)
He decided he was going to set off to find UCRUIZIN2 and if possible do a little "ding dong" on his car
Ya need to help me out here a little bit. Since evidently you and the manatee are on "speaking" terms, does the above phrase mean perhaps that he was going to pinch a loaf off somewhere on Mikes car? :D :smash: :cheers:
If so, do you know if zaino is resistant to manatee doo doo? :jester
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Re: Manatee in Richmond River (ALLTHROTTLE&NOBOTTLE)
Quiz:
If Moby Dick Takes Viagra, is he still a........?
Nah, don't touch this!
OOPS, another poor choice of phraseology :rolleyes:
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:eek:
And how..............., he will be tellin him next that critter is Mobby Dick :lol:
And how..............., he will be tellin him next that critter is Mobby Dick :lol:
Nah, don't touch this!
OOPS, another poor choice of phraseology :rolleyes:
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[Modified by jackdaroofer, 6:56 PM 6/27/2002]
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Re: Manatee in Richmond River (jackdaroofer)
Quiz:
If Moby Dick Takes Viagra, is he still a........?
Nah, don't touch this!
OOPS, another poor choice of phraseology :rolleyes:
:jester
[Modified by jackdaroofer, 6:56 PM 6/27/2002]
If Moby Dick Takes Viagra, is he still a........?
Nah, don't touch this!
OOPS, another poor choice of phraseology :rolleyes:
:jester
[Modified by jackdaroofer, 6:56 PM 6/27/2002]
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Re: Manatee in Richmond River (DAVS Y2K)
Yo Jack,
Ya need to help me out here a little bit. Since evidently you and the manatee are on "speaking" terms, does the above phrase mean perhaps that he was going to pinch a loaf off somewhere on Mikes car? :D :smash: :cheers:
If so, do you know if zaino is resistant to manatee doo doo? :jester
Ya need to help me out here a little bit. Since evidently you and the manatee are on "speaking" terms, does the above phrase mean perhaps that he was going to pinch a loaf off somewhere on Mikes car? :D :smash: :cheers:
If so, do you know if zaino is resistant to manatee doo doo? :jester
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Re: Manatee in Richmond River (Ron 75 L48)
Dave, I think the "loaf" would go right in line with what we all saw what zaino was made out of last year when Jack took us down that special dirt road of his. :eek: :eek:
:jester :seeya Jacko
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Re: Manatee in Richmond River (Ron 75 L48)
I did see a whole school of dolphins and whales being lead into land by what appeared to be a mermaid when I was out to sea for the past month here. Now that Jack has let loose his Manatee. WOW!! Is eveyone heading up to the track tonight to watch the Indy cars?? Have fun, I have about a three page list of honey doe's to catch up on. First was fixing the computer which crashed the day I left and now on to the rest. :seeya :seeya