(SMC) Golf 101....eeek....
Thread Starter
Le Mans Master
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 8,576
Likes: 0
From: Kingston Tenn.
Cruise-In IV Veteran
Cruise-In V Veteran
Cruise-In VI Veteran
Cruise-In VII Veteran
St. Jude Donor '03 & '06
(SMC) Golf 101....eeek....
I would like to take this opportunity to thank three of the SMC gang for a lesson in GOLF...... :eek: :rolleyes:
In my wildest dreams, I could not have EVER been coaxed into a golfgame....EVER . Thankfully, I was.
GRUMPY
VERTAGOGO
TOPLESS
Thank you guys very much for putting up with my mild attempt too hit the imfamous GOLF BALL......
I think i pulled a groin muscle with all the walking chasing down my golf ball shots..... :crazy: :crazy:
Next time I go with you guys, I hopefully will have taken the time to go to a driving range to practice my swing HA! :jester :lolg: :lolg: :lolg: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
[Modified by jim482, 7:43 PM 9/29/2003]
In my wildest dreams, I could not have EVER been coaxed into a golfgame....EVER . Thankfully, I was.
GRUMPY
VERTAGOGO
TOPLESS
Thank you guys very much for putting up with my mild attempt too hit the imfamous GOLF BALL......
I think i pulled a groin muscle with all the walking chasing down my golf ball shots..... :crazy: :crazy:
Next time I go with you guys, I hopefully will have taken the time to go to a driving range to practice my swing HA! :jester :lolg: :lolg: :lolg: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
[Modified by jim482, 7:43 PM 9/29/2003]
MONARTOR
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 249,993
Likes: 146
From: What I know, is dwarfed by what I pretend to know
Cruise-In 5-6-7-8 Veteran
St. Jude Donor '03 thru '26
NCM Sinkhole Donor
Re: (SMC) Golf 101....eeek.... (jim482)
ya didn't drown but 3...........................on one hole... next time, fun.. was a hoot visiting and going by Dragon's Breath.. Violator is the man!!
Thread Starter
Le Mans Master
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 8,576
Likes: 0
From: Kingston Tenn.
Cruise-In IV Veteran
Cruise-In V Veteran
Cruise-In VI Veteran
Cruise-In VII Veteran
St. Jude Donor '03 & '06
Re: (SMC) Golf 101....eeek.... (Grumpy)
ya didn't drown but 3...........................on one hole... next time, fun.. was a hoot visiting and going by Dragon's Breath.. Violator is the man!!
he insisted that I try to hit one....then another..then another....... :jester
Hope the alligators enjoy them..
MONARTOR
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 249,993
Likes: 146
From: What I know, is dwarfed by what I pretend to know
Cruise-In 5-6-7-8 Veteran
St. Jude Donor '03 thru '26
NCM Sinkhole Donor
Re: (SMC) Golf 101....eeek.... (jim482)
got some fish with headaches in that pond..
Thread Starter
Le Mans Master
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 8,576
Likes: 0
From: Kingston Tenn.
Cruise-In IV Veteran
Cruise-In V Veteran
Cruise-In VI Veteran
Cruise-In VII Veteran
St. Jude Donor '03 & '06
Re: (SMC) Golf 101....eeek.... (Grumpy)
got some fish with headaches in that pond..
yep....they should not have gotten in my way.....
:lolg: :lolg:
MONARTOR
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 249,993
Likes: 146
From: What I know, is dwarfed by what I pretend to know
Cruise-In 5-6-7-8 Veteran
St. Jude Donor '03 thru '26
NCM Sinkhole Donor
Re: (SMC) Golf 101....eeek.... (jim482)
at least Topless didn't break anymore clubs!!!!!
Thread Starter
Le Mans Master
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 8,576
Likes: 0
From: Kingston Tenn.
Cruise-In IV Veteran
Cruise-In V Veteran
Cruise-In VI Veteran
Cruise-In VII Veteran
St. Jude Donor '03 & '06
Re: (SMC) Golf 101....eeek.... (Grumpy)
at least Topless didn't break anymore clubs!!!!!
Wonder what that shot was worth....
Driver to the left...Golf ball to the right.... :eek:
Team Owner
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 24,921
Likes: 0
From: Knoxville, TN
CI 3-4-5-6-7-8 Veteran
St. Jude '03 thru '26
Re: (SMC) Golf 101....eeek.... (jim482)
Too bad you three couldn't come by HOOTER's and celebrated with us after...Eleven of us showed up for the event!
Corvette Stories
The Best of Corvette for Corvette Enthusiasts
10 Reasons the C6 Z06 is Still A Performance Benchmark After 20 Years
Joe Kucinski
How Much Horsepower Every Corvette Engine "LOST" in 1972
Joe Kucinski
Top 10 DOs and DON'Ts for Protecting Your Convertible Top!
Michael S. Palmer
Top 10 Most Explosive Corvettes Ever Made: Power-to-Weight Ratio Ranked!
Joe Kucinski
150 hp to 1,250 hp: Every Corvette Generation Compared by the Specs That Matter
Joe Kucinski
8 Coolest Corvette Pace Cars (and Replicas) of All Time
Verdad Gallardo
Top 10 Corvette Engines RANKED by Peak Torque (70+ Years of Muscle!)
Joe Kucinski
Corvette ZR1X Will Be Pacing the Indy 500, And Could Probably Race, Too!
Verdad Gallardo
Top 10 Corvettes Coming to Mecum Indy 2026!
Brett Foote
Thread Starter
Le Mans Master
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 8,576
Likes: 0
From: Kingston Tenn.
Cruise-In IV Veteran
Cruise-In V Veteran
Cruise-In VI Veteran
Cruise-In VII Veteran
St. Jude Donor '03 & '06
Re: (SMC) Golf 101....eeek.... (98Pace97Coupe)
Too bad you three couldn't come by HOOTER's and celebrated with us after...Eleven of us showed up for the event!
played earlier and amused the masses...... :jester
nothing like a good laugh on the golf course...right grumpy...???
MONARTOR
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 249,993
Likes: 146
From: What I know, is dwarfed by what I pretend to know
Cruise-In 5-6-7-8 Veteran
St. Jude Donor '03 thru '26
NCM Sinkhole Donor
Re: (SMC) Golf 101....eeek.... (jim482)
Too bad you three couldn't come by HOOTER's and celebrated with us after...Eleven of us showed up for the event!
work..work...work..
played earlier and amused the masses...... :jester
nothing like a good laugh on the golf course...right grumpy...???
work..work...work..
played earlier and amused the masses...... :jester
nothing like a good laugh on the golf course...right grumpy...???
Melting Slicks
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 3,112
Likes: 0
From: OBSESSED is the word lazy people use to describe those who are DEDICATED TN
Cruise-In IV Veteran
Re: (SMC) Golf 101....eeek.... (jim482)
I would like to take this opportunity to thank three of the SMC gang for a lesson in GOLF...... :eek: :rolleyes:
In my wildest dreams, I could not have EVER been coaxed into a golfgame....EVER . Thankfully, I was.
GRUMPY
VERTAGOGO
TOPLESS
Thank you guys very much for putting up with my mild attempt too hit the imfamous GOLF BALL......
I think i pulled a groin muscle with all the walking chasing down my golf ball shots..... :crazy: :crazy:
Next time I go with you guys, I hopefully will have taken the time to go to a driving range to practice my swing HA! :jester :lolg: :lolg: :lolg: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ]
In my wildest dreams, I could not have EVER been coaxed into a golfgame....EVER . Thankfully, I was.
GRUMPY
VERTAGOGO
TOPLESS
Thank you guys very much for putting up with my mild attempt too hit the imfamous GOLF BALL......
I think i pulled a groin muscle with all the walking chasing down my golf ball shots..... :crazy: :crazy:
Next time I go with you guys, I hopefully will have taken the time to go to a driving range to practice my swing HA! :jester :lolg: :lolg: :lolg: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ]
Glad you decided to join us! :hurray: We'll go to the range and work on grip, etc......but we'll have to get someone ELSE to show you because I SU....STINK!!!!!!! :banghead:
And I talked to wifey tonight and explained to her about what you said...."Wife sez YOU'RE (me) are in BIG TROUBLE!" I told her, the question I posed to you was "Why don't you come play golf with us?" It was a question that had TWO CHOICES and ONE answer.....YES...or NO! YOU chose YES....I think YOU made your bed, YOU lie in it!! :nopity
Now GO ON with you're BAD SELF!!!! :lolg: :lolg: :lolg:
And Phil was good to keep you swinging! Too many people giving lessons would've only :confused: you more! ESPECIALLY the THREE that you were playing with!!!!! :crazy:
We'll do it again...WHEN YOU AREN'T WORKING SO FREAK'N MUCH!!!!! GEEZ!! You sound like ME!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Thread Starter
Le Mans Master
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 8,576
Likes: 0
From: Kingston Tenn.
Cruise-In IV Veteran
Cruise-In V Veteran
Cruise-In VI Veteran
Cruise-In VII Veteran
St. Jude Donor '03 & '06
Re: (SMC) Golf 101....eeek.... (VERTAGO)
ANYTIME BROTHER! Hey afterall, it IS par 72.....but that means for 18 holes, NOT ONE!!!!!
Glad you decided to join us! :hurray: We'll go to the range and work on grip, etc......but we'll have to get someone ELSE to show you because I SU....STINK!!!!!!! :banghead:
And I talked to wifey tonight and explained to her about what you said...."Wife sez YOU'RE (me) are in BIG TROUBLE!" I told her, the question I posed to you was "Why don't you come play golf with us?" It was a question that had TWO CHOICES and ONE answer.....YES...or NO! YOU chose YES....I think YOU made your bed, YOU lie in it!! :nopity
Glad you decided to join us! :hurray: We'll go to the range and work on grip, etc......but we'll have to get someone ELSE to show you because I SU....STINK!!!!!!! :banghead:
And I talked to wifey tonight and explained to her about what you said...."Wife sez YOU'RE (me) are in BIG TROUBLE!" I told her, the question I posed to you was "Why don't you come play golf with us?" It was a question that had TWO CHOICES and ONE answer.....YES...or NO! YOU chose YES....I think YOU made your bed, YOU lie in it!! :nopity
:jester
one day my friend. Driving range and that bucket of golf *****.....FOUR.... :smash:
Race Director
Joined: Aug 1999
Posts: 16,935
Likes: 26
From: Lackey, my own dragstrip VA.
Virginia Events Coordinator
Cruise-In IV Veteran
Cruise-In V Veteran
Cruise-In VI Veteran
Cruise-In VII Veteran
NCM Ambassador
Re: (SMC) Golf 101....eeek.... (jim482)
And were are the blackmail pictures................. :D
MONARTOR
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 249,993
Likes: 146
From: What I know, is dwarfed by what I pretend to know
Cruise-In 5-6-7-8 Veteran
St. Jude Donor '03 thru '26
NCM Sinkhole Donor
Re: (SMC) Golf 101....eeek.... (ALLTHROTTLE&NOBOTTLE)
And were are the blackmail pictures................. :D
[Modified by Grumpy, 7:03 AM 9/30/2003]
Melting Slicks
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 3,112
Likes: 0
From: OBSESSED is the word lazy people use to describe those who are DEDICATED TN
Cruise-In IV Veteran
Re: (SMC) Golf 101....eeek.... (Grumpy)
And were are the blackmail pictures................. :D left the camera in the car, in the spirit of friendship.......that's my story and I'm sticking with it...
Burning Brakes
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 797
Likes: 0
Re: (SMC) Golf 101....eeek.... (jim482)
:eek:
Jim, sounds like we need to golf together....We seem to be on the same level... Could be a deadly duo on the course :lolg: :lolg: :lolg:
Last time I went I fell in the pond trying to retrieve a ball......
Jim, sounds like we need to golf together....We seem to be on the same level... Could be a deadly duo on the course :lolg: :lolg: :lolg:
Last time I went I fell in the pond trying to retrieve a ball......
Race Director
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 11,747
Likes: 0
From: Psychizogeographic -- Knoxville and Houston
Cruise-In IV Veteran
St. Jude '03-'04-'05-'06-'07-'08
Re: (SMC) Golf 101....eeek.... (jim482)
I kept telling him to swing down on the ball .......... don't worry about the divot .......... you won't hurt the clubs.................
Then I broke my damn driver. :crazy:
Glad you came with us Jim. We had a blast.
Then I broke my damn driver. :crazy:
Glad you came with us Jim. We had a blast.