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Racer
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From: Newbury Park CA.
Originally Posted by Tri-Tip
The Pool Boy is the waxer's waxer. He is the Maven of Microfibre and the Angel of Armor-All. He's known far and wide as the driver of the famous "Weekend Vette", and nothing about him says Wicked. His best friends are both named Chip and he takes them where ever he goes. You can find him in an M3 during the week, but on those weekends, the C5 is out and about. He's also a fanatical C6 hater (at least the front end).
But he's not all bad, he's growing his silver locks to make a wig for kids with cancer, we all just wish it would grow faster so we could cut it off already.
But he's not all bad, he's growing his silver locks to make a wig for kids with cancer, we all just wish it would grow faster so we could cut it off already.
Melting Slicks
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From: the GOCC are everywhere, even back from "band camp"
Originally Posted by the tourist
Armor All?? - them's fighting words!!...
Me, I'm the President of the GOCC, also a waxer, and also found at WSIR events. An aircraft designer by day. Remember the DC-9 Swamp Dart down in Florida? I didn't work on that one. Remember the 727 Pop Top conversion in Hawaii? I didn't work on that one either. But I know I've worked on some I can't remember, and some I can't forget. Also, it is rumored I have partial ownership in Rydell (not true, but a loyal customer).
Bruce
(another GOCC President checks in)
Burning Brakes
Joined: Apr 2003
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From: GOCC - Rebels Without A Clue Santa Barbara, CA
But Bruce... I think I can elucidate myself.
Bruce is a mild mannered gentleman. He can't help it if he became an engineer. Unlike the Frenchican Bruce was not the pillar of his community during his youth. Some may recognize him form his second floor bonsai runs with his Harley. If your ever flying on an airplane and you here a cell phone ringing from somewhere under the floor it's probably a call for Bruce.
He lives in a modest house with his wife Tracy and a Jack Russell Terrier who has been known to have love affairs with a people of the French persuasion. 
Bruce is the GOCC's official automotive historian and sometimes fills in as the GOCC's wordsmith at least during TROJAN football season. His only fault is his love for wagon wheels. God help him...
Bruce is a mild mannered gentleman. He can't help it if he became an engineer. Unlike the Frenchican Bruce was not the pillar of his community during his youth. Some may recognize him form his second floor bonsai runs with his Harley. If your ever flying on an airplane and you here a cell phone ringing from somewhere under the floor it's probably a call for Bruce.
He lives in a modest house with his wife Tracy and a Jack Russell Terrier who has been known to have love affairs with a people of the French persuasion. Bruce is the GOCC's official automotive historian and sometimes fills in as the GOCC's wordsmith at least during TROJAN football season. His only fault is his love for wagon wheels. God help him...
Safety Car
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From: Ventura, CA President GOCC
THis is some good stuff... We haven't gotton around to BlackOps or Xtreme1 yet.
BlackOps is the first of our group to take the C6 plunge. Although he works for Toyota, his heart is shaped like a bow tie. He is to Toyota what BPappy is to aerospace, only on a techical level. He's thier IT guy. What many don't know is that he secretly installs worms and viruses at night and removes them during the day. He calls it "Job Security"
Xtreme1 is the 'mod king' of the group. He can make any mod work with a little tape and JB Weld. Although he has a C5 vert, you would never catch him with the top down. This is typical of Paul. He has an identity issue. He must. Who else has a new Dodge mega cab diesel AND a Scion Xb? There is a 'Clark Kent' aura about him. This froma guy that breaks all the rules on motor vehicle complience with his vette AND holds a position as a state building code enforcer.
BlackOps is the first of our group to take the C6 plunge. Although he works for Toyota, his heart is shaped like a bow tie. He is to Toyota what BPappy is to aerospace, only on a techical level. He's thier IT guy. What many don't know is that he secretly installs worms and viruses at night and removes them during the day. He calls it "Job Security"
Xtreme1 is the 'mod king' of the group. He can make any mod work with a little tape and JB Weld. Although he has a C5 vert, you would never catch him with the top down. This is typical of Paul. He has an identity issue. He must. Who else has a new Dodge mega cab diesel AND a Scion Xb? There is a 'Clark Kent' aura about him. This froma guy that breaks all the rules on motor vehicle complience with his vette AND holds a position as a state building code enforcer.
Melting Slicks
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From: the GOCC are everywhere, even back from "band camp"
Originally Posted by Threed
But Bruce... I think I can elucidate myself.
... He lives in a modest house with his wife Tracy and a Jack Russell Terrier who has been known to have love affairs with a people of the French persuasion.
... He lives in a modest house with his wife Tracy and a Jack Russell Terrier who has been known to have love affairs with a people of the French persuasion.
Brooster
Drifting
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From: Stealth So Cal GOCC ...comming to invade your neighborhood soon
Originally Posted by Frenchican
Xtreme1 is the 'mod king' of the group. He can make any mod work with a little tape and JB Weld. Although he has a C5 vert, you would never catch him with the top down.
Being the only true "Driver" of the group there's only 1 term that truely fits....PACK LEADER
. The rest are just presidents.
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Team Owner
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From: SoCal
Originally Posted by xtream1
Being the only true "Driver" of the group there's only 1 term that truely fits....PACK LEADER . The rest are just presidents.
. The rest are just presidents. But I too can drive .... or at least I can drive off the track 
One of those presidents
must lead in the weekly circle jerk.........
DH
Melting Slicks
Joined: May 2001
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From: Evansville, IN The GOCC, rebels without a clue.
St. Jude Donor '06
Originally Posted by Frenchican
THis is some good stuff... We haven't gotton around to BlackOps or Xtreme1 yet.
BlackOps is the first of our group to take the C6 plunge. Although he works for Toyota, his heart is shaped like a bow tie. He is to Toyota what BPappy is to aerospace, only on a techical level. He's thier IT guy. What many don't know is that he secretly installs worms and viruses at night and removes them during the day. He calls it "Job Security"
BlackOps is the first of our group to take the C6 plunge. Although he works for Toyota, his heart is shaped like a bow tie. He is to Toyota what BPappy is to aerospace, only on a techical level. He's thier IT guy. What many don't know is that he secretly installs worms and viruses at night and removes them during the day. He calls it "Job Security"
Like FiFi pointed out Networking is a way of life with me, and keeps me in Corvettes.
Welcome to the SoCal forum.
Don
Melting Slicks
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From: Los Angeles Ca
Yeah I know, in that case start a thread titled "who knows that Howie guy" then lets see how long that goes.
or try these.....
1. Is Dirty Howies car lower than yours?
2. Who think howies car is fast?
3. Dirty Howie, is he really dirty?
4. How did he get the name Dirty Howie?
5. I think Dirty Howies cool, do you.
6. I once knew a rapper named Dirty, oh, he was a bastard.
you get the point
or try these.....1. Is Dirty Howies car lower than yours?
2. Who think howies car is fast?
3. Dirty Howie, is he really dirty?
4. How did he get the name Dirty Howie?
5. I think Dirty Howies cool, do you.
6. I once knew a rapper named Dirty, oh, he was a bastard.
you get the point
Team Owner
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From: SoCal
Originally Posted by Alcee1
Yeah I know, in that case start a thread titled "who knows that Howie guy" then lets see how long that goes. or try these.....
1. Is Dirty Howies car lower than yours?
2. Who think howies car is fast?
3. Dirty Howie, is he really dirty?
4. How did he get the name Dirty Howie?
5. I think Dirty Howies cool, do you.
6. I once knew a rapper named Dirty, oh, he was a bastard.
you get the point
or try these.....1. Is Dirty Howies car lower than yours?
2. Who think howies car is fast?
3. Dirty Howie, is he really dirty?
4. How did he get the name Dirty Howie?
5. I think Dirty Howies cool, do you.
6. I once knew a rapper named Dirty, oh, he was a bastard.
you get the point
7. Are you jealous of Dirty Howie's Hair
DH
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I'll answer those questions...
1. Is Dirty Howies car lower than yours? Yes, but do I care? No.
2. Who think howies car is fast? It's fast, but is it too fast for the driver?
3. Dirty Howie, is he really dirty?Oh, the stories the GOCC could tell you about this one, but we wouldn't want CPS called on him.
4. How did he get the name Dirty Howie? From the GOCC, where else???
5. I think Dirty Howies cool, do you.He has his moments
6. I once knew a rapper named Dirty, oh, he was a bastard.Does he need a good dentist?
1. Is Dirty Howies car lower than yours? Yes, but do I care? No.
2. Who think howies car is fast? It's fast, but is it too fast for the driver?
3. Dirty Howie, is he really dirty?Oh, the stories the GOCC could tell you about this one, but we wouldn't want CPS called on him.
4. How did he get the name Dirty Howie? From the GOCC, where else???
5. I think Dirty Howies cool, do you.He has his moments
6. I once knew a rapper named Dirty, oh, he was a bastard.Does he need a good dentist?
Melting Slicks
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From: the GOCC are everywhere, even back from "band camp"
Originally Posted by Alcee1
Yeah I know, in that case start a thread titled "who knows that Howie guy" then lets see how long that goes. or try these.....
:
or try these.....:
Bruce
Melting Slicks
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From: the GOCC are everywhere, even back from "band camp"
Originally Posted by Alcee1
Hey Bruce I don't start to many threads, but the next time I do I'll be ready to get hi-jacked.