Lighten Up!!
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Burning Brakes
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From: Alhambra CA
Lighten Up!!
Went to the store this morning. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked-%$%$i. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for some vehicle violation!
So I called him a piece of horse dung.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first... then started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a darn --my car was parked around the corner. :jester
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked-%$%$i. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for some vehicle violation!
So I called him a piece of horse dung.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first... then started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a darn --my car was parked around the corner. :jester
Drifting
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From: Boerne Texas
Re: Lighten Up!! (pittsaj)
You know.....THAT is not only funny, but very useable...... I'll keep it in mind....
:rolleyes: :lol: :lol:
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Ô66. Modified L72
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Keep on :cheers: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :seeya :seeya
:rolleyes: :lol: :lol:
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Jeff
Ô66. Modified L72
ÒThe Silver BeastÓ
Keep on :cheers: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :seeya :seeya
Safety Car
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From: Clinton Township MI
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Re: Lighten Up!! (pittsaj)
Tony,
You made my day reading that one. I never laughed so much...then again, I'm an easy guy to break out a smile drivin' a '5.
Enjoyed it...got to remember to use this :D
Thanks!
Jim
[Modified by 6T5RUSH, 9:50 AM 8/25/2002]
You made my day reading that one. I never laughed so much...then again, I'm an easy guy to break out a smile drivin' a '5.
Enjoyed it...got to remember to use this :D
Thanks!
Jim
[Modified by 6T5RUSH, 9:50 AM 8/25/2002]
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Re: Lighten Up!! (pittsaj)
Well, to quote the Walrus:
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
Better recognize your brothers
Ev'ryone you meet
(from the Saved Fish album released Oct 1975)
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
Better recognize your brothers
Ev'ryone you meet
(from the Saved Fish album released Oct 1975)
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Burning Brakes
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From: Alhambra CA
Re: Lighten Up!! (Mac)
Had to be a Ford :lol:
Truly,
They tell me I'm too nice a guy to actually pull this off :blueangel:
Glad you all took it in fun
Just thought we needed a good laugh :D
Under the right conditions...
It might be fun though.. :reddevil
Tony
Truly,
They tell me I'm too nice a guy to actually pull this off :blueangel:
Glad you all took it in fun
Just thought we needed a good laugh :D
Under the right conditions...
It might be fun though.. :reddevil
Tony
