Ran Into a "Corvette Expert"
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Ran Into a "Corvette Expert"
I went to Lowes today to get some faucet repair parts and I was wearing a Corvette sweatshirt. Walking down the isle, an employee helping someone else saw my shirt and said "hey, I have a '78 Vette". I stopped and said I had a '66 and the gentleman he was helping said "I used to own a '64 steel body Corvette with a 6 cylinder". I asked if he was sure it was a Corvette (while the Lowes employee tried his best not to laugh)? He said it sure was, so I just said I bet you wish you still owned it and moved on.
It's always nice to have an unexpected laugh during the day
It's always nice to have an unexpected laugh during the day
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02-03-2018, 07:52 PM
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No it's not!
I'm a young looking 73 year old minus a 6 pack and hair. I was driving my 1960 stopped at a light. A car full of young girls pulled up next to me. One of the girls yelled "Hey mister, what kind of car is that?" I responded, "It's a Corvette". The girls began to laugh. They yelled back, "Mister, you wouldn't know a Corvette if it ran over you. That's not a Corvette."
Sigh, I thought the car would make me a chick magnet. Seems like the only ladies that recognize the car were born around 1948.
Sigh, I thought the car would make me a chick magnet. Seems like the only ladies that recognize the car were born around 1948.
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I had about the same experience a few days ago. Standing in line,the guy behind me saw my vett cap and said he had a new base coupe. He couldn't afford the upgrade model, he wanted one of the new V6 models but they were sold out!!!
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No it's not!
I'm a young looking 73 year old minus a 6 pack and hair. I was driving my 1960 stopped at a light. A car full of young girls pulled up next to me. One of the girls yelled "Hey mister, what kind of car is that?" I responded, "It's a Corvette". The girls began to laugh. They yelled back, "Mister, you wouldn't know a Corvette if it ran over you. That's not a Corvette."
Sigh, I thought the car would make me a chick magnet. Seems like the only ladies that recognize the car were born around 1948.
Sigh, I thought the car would make me a chick magnet. Seems like the only ladies that recognize the car were born around 1948.
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I went to Lowes today to get some faucet repair parts and I was wearing a Corvette sweatshirt. Walking down the isle, an employee helping someone else saw my shirt and said "hey, I have a '78 Vette". I stopped and said I had a '66 and the gentleman he was helping said "I used to own a '64 steel body Corvette with a 6 cylinder". I asked if he was sure it was a Corvette (while the Lowes employee tried his best not to laugh)? He said it sure was, so I just said I bet you wish you still owned it and moved on.
It's always nice to have an unexpected laugh during the day
It's always nice to have an unexpected laugh during the day
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Yep.
When we were in high school, one of my brother's best friends called to tell him he got a new car for his 16th birthday. When my brother asked what he got, he told him "I got a Vette". We went straight to his house to check it out - only to find a Chevette in the driveway.
When we were in high school, one of my brother's best friends called to tell him he got a new car for his 16th birthday. When my brother asked what he got, he told him "I got a Vette". We went straight to his house to check it out - only to find a Chevette in the driveway.
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Not quite in the same ballpark, but one of my golf buddies loves to talk about the '67 fuelie he used to own.... I don't have the heart to tell him that his memory might be a but faulty....
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Originally Posted by idiot in Lowes
"I used to own a '64 steel body Corvette with a 6 cylinder"
OP is a more patient person than I am, not sure I could have suppressed making some sort of comment!
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A number of years ago, I had a '54 with a L 79 transplant + Muncie. Honduras Maroon with Tru-Spoke wire wheels. It was an eye catching car.
I stopped at the local library to drop off a book and a gaggle of ten year-olds, on bikes, came up to the car and asked if it was a Ferrari.
A poor man's Ferrari, I guess....
I stopped at the local library to drop off a book and a gaggle of ten year-olds, on bikes, came up to the car and asked if it was a Ferrari.
A poor man's Ferrari, I guess....
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I'm a young looking 73 year old minus a 6 pack and hair. I was driving my 1960 stopped at a light. A car full of young girls pulled up next to me. One of the girls yelled "Hey mister, what kind of car is that?" I responded, "It's a Corvette". The girls began to laugh. They yelled back, "Mister, you wouldn't know a Corvette if it ran over you. That's not a Corvette."
Sigh, I thought the car would make me a chick magnet. Seems like the only ladies that recognize the car were born around 1948.
Sigh, I thought the car would make me a chick magnet. Seems like the only ladies that recognize the car were born around 1948.
And it never ceases to surprises me just how many "experts" are out there willing to share their story.
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I'm a young looking 73 year old minus a 6 pack and hair. I was driving my 1960 stopped at a light. A car full of young girls pulled up next to me. One of the girls yelled "Hey mister, what kind of car is that?" I responded, "It's a Corvette". The girls began to laugh. They yelled back, "Mister, you wouldn't know a Corvette if it ran over you. That's not a Corvette."
Sigh, I thought the car would make me a chick magnet. Seems like the only ladies that recognize the car were born around 1948.
Sigh, I thought the car would make me a chick magnet. Seems like the only ladies that recognize the car were born around 1948.
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A young couple stopped by the 63 coupe one cruise night in Somerville and asked what kind of car it was and who made it. For an instant I was stunned and questioned my state of consciousness and then wondered what cloistered monastery they grew up in.
Telltale signs that the world has moved on and some of us haven't.
Telltale signs that the world has moved on and some of us haven't.
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Gun "experts" can be more fun. I met a guy who could make 500 yd shots with .22LR and another who shot through car blocks with .38 super.