*#* Friday funnies##*
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Melting Slicks
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*#* Friday funnies##*
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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"Wife: 'I can't believe you went to a prostitute to have sex!' Husband: 'What did you expect? We haven't done anything for months...' Wife: 'You could have told me you were willing to pay.'"
"A woman I slept with told me I had the biggest ***** she'd ever seen. Turned out she was blind. She was just pulling my leg."
"A woman breaks up with a man with a small *****. His friends were amazed he didn't seem hurt or fazed by the breakup. 'It's OK,' he said. 'I wasn't that into her.'"
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Melting Slicks
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From: Chicopee MA.
Re. A little poem for seniors,
When you are sitting down, GET UP, get in your car and drive to the end of the street and take a rt. or left. Then decide where you want to go.
A body in motion tends to stay in motion!
When you are sitting down, GET UP, get in your car and drive to the end of the street and take a rt. or left. Then decide where you want to go.
A body in motion tends to stay in motion!
Drifting
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My youngest daughter was kind enough to take time off work to assist me and keep reminding me when driving, "DAD!, You're driving on the wrong side of the road!" Can you believe they drive on the wrong side of the road and put the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car??? And the roads!!! Holy Crap, you could barely get a bicycle down those narrow *** paths!! And they call them two way roads. They are sided on both sides with really close bushes. But the bushes aren't really bushes. They are solid stone fences. covered in vines so you cant see the stone.
At least we had a bit of time for the necessary:
Interesting that in the time we were in Ireland, we saw only one U.S. made car (excluding several Tesla), A C2 VETTE!!
Thank you Roger for pitch hitting and it is great to be back.
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Great to have you back in the LAND OF PRITZER AND HIS THIEVES.
I am surprised that beautiful young lady would hang around with the old fart when she must have hundreds of boys chasing her. Especially when she is driving dad's C2. Of course, her dad has concealed carry, right? I clean my shotgun when the granddaughter brings her dates around.
Ireland sounds like a great place to relax and finding family history is always interesting. I wonder if that C2 owner is on the forum? Car guys are world wide.
Ron
I am surprised that beautiful young lady would hang around with the old fart when she must have hundreds of boys chasing her. Especially when she is driving dad's C2. Of course, her dad has concealed carry, right? I clean my shotgun when the granddaughter brings her dates around.
Ireland sounds like a great place to relax and finding family history is always interesting. I wonder if that C2 owner is on the forum? Car guys are world wide.
Ron
Drifting
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From: North Central Wisconsin & Shitcago
Great to have you back in the LAND OF PRITZER AND HIS THIEVES.
I am surprised that beautiful young lady would hang around with the old fart when she must have hundreds of boys chasing her. Especially when she is driving dad's C2. Of course, her dad has concealed carry, right? I clean my shotgun when the granddaughter brings her dates around.
Ireland sounds like a great place to relax and finding family history is always interesting. I wonder if that C2 owner is on the forum? Car guys are world wide.
Ron
I am surprised that beautiful young lady would hang around with the old fart when she must have hundreds of boys chasing her. Especially when she is driving dad's C2. Of course, her dad has concealed carry, right? I clean my shotgun when the granddaughter brings her dates around.
Ireland sounds like a great place to relax and finding family history is always interesting. I wonder if that C2 owner is on the forum? Car guys are world wide.
Ron
Yes I have CC. Her boyfriend is a Navy vet and acquainted with pistols and is also a CC.
