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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 06:35 PM
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You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."


You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.


You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."


You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.


You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.


You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.


You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.


You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.


You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.


You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 06:36 PM
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uh....?
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 06:37 PM
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uh....?

Over your head kid?
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 06:38 PM
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Based on what I see on the nightly news recnecks may be becoming an endangered species...

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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by GDaina
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."


You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.


You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."


You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.


You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.


You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.


You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.


You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.


You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.


You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
Can we start a REDNECK C3 section?? I AM IN!
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 06:41 PM
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Then a Redneck I am.....
Thanks for inspiration!!
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by GDaina
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
Damn,

i was almost there. Soooo close,
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 06:42 PM
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I have burned a flag, but it waa an offcial flag retirement ceremony. There are rules for doing it properly.
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Yellow73SB
uh....?
Chuck Norris is not amused or maybe Chuck Norris just doesn't know why this isn't in OT?

I'm not religious but I'm not offended by others being so, are you saying I'm a bad American? err... not a true redneck? I would hope "You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening" goes both ways.

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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by LiveandLetDrive
Chuck Norris just doesn't know why this isn't in OT?
Chris
C3 General is OT to the greater majority of C3'ers, so...that's why this post is here....hope you don't mind.
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by LiveandLetDrive
I'm not religious but I'm not offended by others being so, are you saying I'm a bad American? err... not a true redneck?

Yep, That's what we're saying.

Part of living in a free country is the right to have an opinion. Pollitical correctness is trying to take that away from us.

I think we've butted heads before over in the PR&C section. I do respect you for your knowledge though.
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 06:51 PM
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Guess i'm a red neck. lived in the south all my life. sun gets hot in the summer had plenty of sunburns on my neck.
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 694speed350
Guess i'm a red neck. lived in the south all my life. sun gets hot in the summer had plenty of sunburns on my neck.
HELL man, EVERYBODY in Vonore is a redneck!
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You might not be a American if: You dont stand for the National Anthem.

You might be a punk if: You don't treat your elders with respect

You must be retarded if: You thought this was a good post

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HELL man, EVERYBODY in Vonore is a redneck!
you damn sure a redneck if you have a pict of a dualley in your avatar instead of a vette.
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 07:11 PM
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"Might be", not "Are"....And I would add this one.....
You might be a redneck if you're a Republican
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by turtlevette
Yep, That's what we're saying.

Part of living in a free country is the right to have an opinion. Pollitical correctness is trying to take that away from us.

I think we've butted heads before over in the PR&C section. I do respect you for your knowledge though.
I have knowledge?

you damn sure a redneck if you have a pict of a dualley in your avatar instead of a vette.


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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 07:23 PM
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I think that'd be more of an American than redneck, or maybe it's the left pushing America that way.
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 07:24 PM
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it's sad to see common sense morals be branded as a redneck.. but if thats the case, i got a red can of Krylon in the shop and I know how to use it!
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 07:25 PM
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so iguess i r one
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