A true redneck...
Drifting
Joined: Mar 2005
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From: Burlington WI
You might be a redneck...
If your wife has used Gunk Super Concentrate to clean your tub.
If you assemled your Harley in your front room.
If your wifes wedding dress is in an Edelbrock manifold box.
If none of this seems unusual.
If you assemled your Harley in your front room.
If your wifes wedding dress is in an Edelbrock manifold box.
If none of this seems unusual.
Melting Slicks
Joined: Nov 2004
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From: Pineville Kentucky
CI 6-8-9 Veteran
Originally Posted by turtlevette
you damn sure a redneck if you have a pict of a dualley in your avatar instead of a vette. 
Melting Slicks
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From: Boulder Creek California
Originally Posted by Aflac
it's sad to see common sense morals be branded as a redneck.. but if thats the case, i got a red can of Krylon in the shop and I know how to use it! 
Race Director
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From: Smalltownville Michigan
Cruise-In 5, 6 & 10 Veteran
St. Jude Donor '09
i live in the great state of TEXAS now and there aint no rust on muh pickup truck! I do have a hound that rolld with me almost everywhere though! 
and she does get treated better than any woman i have ever dated or have been married to however...
and she does get treated better than any woman i have ever dated or have been married to however...
Safety Car
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From: Jersey Shore Exit 98
Originally Posted by Aflac
it's sad to see common sense morals be branded as a redneck.. but if thats the case, i got a red can of Krylon in the shop and I know how to use it!
its being an American. I'm not and never would want to be a redneck. You guys lost that war get over it. 
Drifting
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From: Baltimore MD
Originally Posted by big_G
"Might be", not "Are"....And I would add this one.....
You might be a redneck if you're a Republican
You might be a redneck if you're a Republican
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From: Austin Texas
Originally Posted by IrishJoker
You might have been a Redneck with Repubicans of the past - the bunch of neo-cons (new conservatives? what a joke!) up there now are in no way the conservative party I once new! I don't know who those clowns are but they sure aren't Republican!
Racer
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From: Granbury TX
Originally Posted by GDaina
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
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From: In Dreams There Is Truth Ohio
Originally Posted by lucky76
Dumb comments to say the least.
Dumb comments? I think not, just another way of saying enough is enough to the politicaly correct crap...
