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Man goes into a restaurnant and notices all the waiters have 2 spoons in their shirt pockets. His curiousity gets the best of him and asks his waiter what's with the spoons in the shirt pockets.
Waiter tells the customer that a few months ago an efficiency expert conducted a study to save manhours. The efficiency expert found that a waiter could give a customer a clean spoon if a spoon was dropped on the floor, and would save time going to the kitchen to get a clean spoon.
No sooner the waiter finished, the customer dropped his spoon on the floor. The waiter quickly gave the customer another spoon from his shirt pocket. The customer was impressed and agreed that indeed, it would save time. Then he noticed the waiter had a string coming out of the fly. He asked the waiter about the string.
Waiter said the same efficiency expert said man hours would be saved when the men would go the the john to pee. Rather than handle the pecker, use the string to take it out and put it back, this way time is saved not washing the hands.
The customer pondered a bit and asked, what if the string breaks? Waiter replied: "I don't know what the other guys do, but I use the spoon in my pocket."
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