Ban Corny Vette Behavior
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Racer
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I have to admit, wenchgirl, you are persistent. Have you ever desired a man so painfully like this before? Does it not embarrass you to expose your inner desires in public like this? Has it been a long time since you have had a man or is it just that you detect the qualities in me that you always looked for in a man? God forbid you ever see a pic of me. You would be groping at my house windows to get in, like a cat in heat and not to be denied. Fortunately for me, I have been pursued by sexually charged females before and I am of the skills to handle the situation. Maybe you should just send me personal emails for the sake of saving yourself embarrassment. Believe it or not, I am not out to humiliate you. I can't stand to see you throwing yourself at me like this while the others watch in disbelief.
Team Owner
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From: Springfield MO
St. Jude Donor '07
Originally Posted by Bismarck
I am not a closet anything. I love and enjoy the almighty female far too much to ever be confused in that area. Perhaps you are battling your own obvious attraction to me. Your plea that I am gay is an attempt for an easy way out for you, but sadly, this is not the case. You will just have to come to terms with the fact that I am a spectacular man that you cannot have. Sorry, if I broke your heart, wenchgirl. There are other, less gifted men on the forum to choose from. Maybe one of them can satisfy you. Just try not to scream, "Drill me, you mighty Bismarck" during your most intimate moments with them. They might just figure out where your heart truly is.
Safety Car
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From: Algonac Michigan
Originally Posted by wrenchgirl
I won't post it here, you bad boy, but if you collect old "wrench" calendars, you'll find me!IBTL
Last edited by sly vette; Jun 29, 2006 at 11:01 AM.
Team Owner
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From: Springfield MO
St. Jude Donor '07
Originally Posted by UKPaul
Send for Rodney & King George V 
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From: Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't out to get me...
St. Jude Donor '09
Originally Posted by Bismarck
I am not a closet anything. I love and enjoy the almighty female far too much to ever be confused in that area. Perhaps you are battling your own obvious attraction to me. Your plea that I am gay is an attempt for an easy way out for you, but sadly, this is not the case. You will just have to come to terms with the fact that I am a spectacular man that you cannot have. Sorry, if I broke your heart, wenchgirl. There are other, less gifted men on the forum to choose from. Maybe one of them can satisfy you. Just try not to scream, "Drill me, you mighty Bismarck" during your most intimate moments with them. They might just figure out where your heart truly is.
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From: Springfield MO
St. Jude Donor '07
Originally Posted by swensonm
I cant believe I could not jack this thread by focusing on wrenchgirl's calendar pic"s
cars are great but without hot gals to ride in them....we are left to the wave!
cars are great but without hot gals to ride in them....we are left to the wave!
Burning Brakes
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From: Santee CA
Originally Posted by Jughead
Gdaina must be on vacation. 
To change the subject slightly, wrenchgirl, I'm glad to see a woman who's interested in the Vettes. Not a whole lot of women are interested in cars, and see most of the sports cars as men overcompensating for something.
to any woman who shows more than a passing interest in cars. 
Le Mans Master
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From: one night in Bangkok you are never lonely
Originally Posted by Jughead
Gdaina must be on vacation.
I wonder if I saw an other Corvette driving around here I would be so shocked that I would forget the
Safety Car
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From: Surrey
Originally Posted by Bismarck
. Like T. Turbo says, it was a magnificent ship and god stepped in and caused a miraculous event to occur in order to cause it to be unable to steer. It was a one in a billion shot, therefore supernatural. If god had not done that, it would have ruled the Atlantic. It sunk the Hood with one shot and split it in half before its own tragedy took place. Fate is fate and such does not affect the accomplishments of man. The Bismarck was an extraordinary accomplishment that fell a bit short of god's will.
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From: Southbound
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Originally Posted by Bismarck
....you are still reeling from the fact that you suffered one of my deadly salvos a short time ago...my superior armament can take quite a beating without a whimper.
You take yourself much, much too seriously. It's also apparent others on the forum take you much, much, too seriously.
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From: Springfield MO
St. Jude Donor '07
Originally Posted by UKPaul
You, sir, are ill informed
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