Testing new computer
Melting Slicks
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St. Jude Donor '03,'11
nope,
you have to find the picture on some site then right click on the pict to get properties do a control C to copy the property then click the yellow icon with the mountain on it and paste that address in there and click ok.
you have to find the picture on some site then right click on the pict to get properties do a control C to copy the property then click the yellow icon with the mountain on it and paste that address in there and click ok.
Drifting
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From: Oregon
The only picture showing is the avatar..
I hope you bought anything but a Dell... Read on.......
**************************************** *************
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job".
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.”
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."
The manager said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him. He now works at Dell Computer.
I hope you bought anything but a Dell... Read on.......
**************************************** *************
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job".
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.”
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."
The manager said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him. He now works at Dell Computer.
Last edited by 3rd_Vette; Oct 28, 2006 at 05:12 PM.
Drifting
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From: Oregon
Burning Brakes
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Originally Posted by 3rd_Vette
The only picture showing is the avitar..
When you tell a joke about someone having a poor command of the english language, you might want to double check the spelling of words like "avatar"
Drifting
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From: Oregon
Originally Posted by evil herbavore
When you tell a joke about someone having a poor command of the english language, you might want to double check the spelling of words like "avatar"
I think I do pretty well for someone that reads everything backwards
I was educated in Southern Kolofornia back in the 60's. Reading and spelling wasn't high on the list at school to graduate. Today, you don't have to even speak english in California to go through school or collect welfare and get FREE health care!
I Korwreckted my speling in uthor p0st.!!
Last edited by 3rd_Vette; Oct 28, 2006 at 05:14 PM.
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Burning Brakes
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Can't do the tomato thing.....thats a matter of what country you come from......but I digress.
Don't EVEN get me started on the school thing......funny how we had sufficient time when I was a kid to cover the 3 R's AND get some physical education in......I don't know what the HE__ they're spending all their time "teaching" now, but I suspect part of it is some treehugger-like kumbayah stuff.
Don't EVEN get me started on the school thing......funny how we had sufficient time when I was a kid to cover the 3 R's AND get some physical education in......I don't know what the HE__ they're spending all their time "teaching" now, but I suspect part of it is some treehugger-like kumbayah stuff.
Drifting
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From: Oregon
I remember back when I was in school, they just kept pushing you to the next grade so the next teacher would have to deal with the problem. In my case, the problem never got fixed until I took it upon myself and went to college and finally, several years later, I could READ!
Not that there are not alot of great teachers out there, I just never got the pleasure of being taught by any of them...:o
My loss I guess
One great thing though... I can spell CORVETTE!
Not that there are not alot of great teachers out there, I just never got the pleasure of being taught by any of them...:o My loss I guess
One great thing though... I can spell CORVETTE!