You might be a redneck if......
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Melting Slicks
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From: Arkansas
You might be a redneck if......
You carry your "new" frame home like this 
I'm just glad I didn't have far to go, about 15 minutes from where the truck dropped it off at work to my house. I def got a lot of stares. My buddies at work and the UPS freight driver even gave me a hard time about it.
I got it from Mark Uptmor in Tx, real good guy to deal with.
I need a bigger truck
I'm just glad I didn't have far to go, about 15 minutes from where the truck dropped it off at work to my house. I def got a lot of stares. My buddies at work and the UPS freight driver even gave me a hard time about it.
I got it from Mark Uptmor in Tx, real good guy to deal with.
I need a bigger truck
Terrorizing Orange Cones
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From: Northern CO
I'd-a followed ya ... about 1/4 mile back in case your load escaped!
Glad you got it home safe and sound. How many folks helped to off load from the pickup?
Or, you are really The Hulkster from the WWF and use these things for exercise?
Glad you got it home safe and sound. How many folks helped to off load from the pickup?
Or, you are really The Hulkster from the WWF and use these things for exercise?
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Melting Slicks
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From: Arkansas
Four guys help load it off the truck and into mine.....honestly it wasn't that heavy...more awkward than anything. Even though the tag on the pallet said 900 lbs
Burning Brakes
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St. Jude Donor '12
You would definitely be a redneck if you had brought that home in the back of your '86 Z28 camaro
However, this image conjures up that old mexican picture where the wooden cart has too much stuff in it and the mule is up off the ground
However, this image conjures up that old mexican picture where the wooden cart has too much stuff in it and the mule is up off the ground
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Melting Slicks
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From: Arkansas
But the second picture is what I was thinking of strapping this thing down.
Burning Brakes
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Race Director
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St. Jude Donor '09
You need to check out this thread.
http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c3-g...car-vette.html
Now, that is redneck. You on the other hand are a rank amateur redneck. 
http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c3-g...car-vette.html
Now, that is redneck. You on the other hand are a rank amateur redneck.
Drifting
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Ok, On the ultimate redneck 4X4 Corvette. Since when is a bubble back window a '76??!! Looks like it was a stolen '80-'82 that was plated with a '76.
....Dude, do ya' think you may have been a smidge over the three foot overhang law?
Trailer rentals are cheap enough, 'cheaper than the fine if you were caught, anyway. Glad you got it home safe and nothing bad happened.
....Dude, do ya' think you may have been a smidge over the three foot overhang law?
Trailer rentals are cheap enough, 'cheaper than the fine if you were caught, anyway. Glad you got it home safe and nothing bad happened.
Melting Slicks
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From: Palatine, Peoples Republic of Illinois
St. Jude Donor '09-'10-'11-12-'13-'14-'15-'16-'17-‘18
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Back in 1973 I worked at a GM warehouse in Michigan. The Flint assembly plant sent a guy down to pick up some bolts they needed. He drove down about 70 miles in a Nova to pick up what was supposed to be 400 pounds. Turns out the decimal was in the wrong place and it was 4,000 pounds. Didn't bother him a bit. Loaded up the trunk, back seat and everywhere else we could find and sent him on his way. 
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Advanced
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From: Purcellville VA
You need to check out this thread.
http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c3-g...car-vette.html
Now, that is redneck. You on the other hand are a rank amateur redneck.
http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c3-g...car-vette.html
Now, that is redneck. You on the other hand are a rank amateur redneck.
Pro
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From: Melbourne, Fla. 6 months- New Middletown, Ohio 6 months
Back in 1973 I worked at a GM warehouse in Michigan. The Flint assembly plant sent a guy down to pick up some bolts they needed. He drove down about 70 miles in a Nova to pick up what was supposed to be 400 pounds. Turns out the decimal was in the wrong place and it was 4,000 pounds. Didn't bother him a bit. Loaded up the trunk, back seat and everywhere else we could find and sent him on his way.
Just my opinion!
Burning Brakes
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From: Alcolu S.C.
Thank you.
Burning Brakes
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St. Jude Donor '12
- Rednecks buy booze, Hillbillies make their own
- Rednecks listen to country music, Hillbillies make thier own
- Rednecks marry someone special, Hillbillies marry their own.
- Rednecks have multiple teeth, Hillbillies have one (usually brown)
- A redneck can dress up his yard with an old tire, A Hillbilly don't have no tire.
- A self respecting redneck would never move to Beverly Hills
Last edited by RobbSalzmann; Jul 29, 2009 at 11:14 PM.
