Interesting way to advertise.
http://dayton.craigslist.org/cto/1406325195.html

 

Guess he doesn't want to sell to women (most of them, at least) or married guys who's wives see the his ad.

 

So I guess he only wants to sell it to either a fat, bald love god in a leisure suit or a lesbian.....
I bet it has or had a Playboy bunny air freshener

You know the seller of the car is the guy who that vette joke if you have a big one you dont need a corvette was written about....

alas, he is selling it as even a Corvette didnt help him get the girl...

 

I remember how excited i was when i found the build sheet on my car and saw that it was optioned with the chick magnet, I think only 800 chick magnet optioned vettes were built in 1980

 

or save some bucks and install the chick magnet yourself LOL

 

I've been looking in the Corvette Central catalog and can't find one. Do you know where I can get one?

I was at a car show a week ago Sunday and had gone out to look at the field of 350 cars. When I returned to my car there was this blond with a pretty decent figure and face who was talking to one of my pals and asking who owned my car and saying that she just had to meet the owner of this car. I guess she wasn't expecting old, fat and married. Anyway, she was really enthusiastic about the car and had all kinds of questions to ask. Said her name was Cindy and had the demeanor of an ex-cheerleader. After a while it started to get weird. She wouldn't go away. I was considering audibly farting or sticking a finger in my nose. She finally got the hint and left before I had to resort to being offensive.

This all reminds me of a joke I got in the e-mail the other day. A guy is at a car show and this beautiful woman comes up and begins admiring his car. He asks her name and she says "Carmen". He says "What a pretty name. Is it a family name?" She says no, that she named herself after her two favorite things in the world, cars and men. She then asks his name and, without dropping a beat, he replies "B.J. Titsnbeer".

 

Those little skank hoochie types always hunting a sugar daddy and sadly gravitate to vette owners ...doesn't matter much what the fellow looks like they are there for the $$$,

"Demeanor of an ex-cheerleader"
Hum...perhaps you can shine some light on this one,
My wifes ex...he was bragging his butt off he was dating a cheerleader...for months that's all we heard,...yea, he's a geek.

Then they got married and my wife who happens to hold a PHD in psychology made a comment about the new wife being a cheerleader and he went livid...he went on a 15 minute rant that she was a cheerleader in the past and that had nothing to do with what an intelligent and wonderful girl she is, he went on to say she just needed some direction..good thing he was there to do that.

So what is it?
It's cool to date a cheerleader but not marry one???

 

Then they got married and my wife who happens to hold a PHD in psychology made a comment about the new wife being a cheerleader and he went livid...he went on a 15 minute rant that she was a cheerleader in the past and that had nothing to do with what an intelligent and wonderful girl she is, he went on to say she just needed some direction..good thing he was there to do that.

So what is it?
It's cool to date a cheerleader but not marry one???[/QUOTE]

That ex sounds a little off

Hey, so where do you find these skanky gals? my Vette is ok looking and I have never bumped into one... I bet it boosts your ego! as long as they dont climb on the hood of the car and scratch it

 

Saying my wife's ex is a little off is like saying leprosy is a minor skin rash...

From around 1980 to the early 2000's I was in the night club business, owned a club, booked all kinds of bands from Marilyn Manson to 2 live crew to Santana,

Skanky girls can be found anywhere there is $$$ and or appears to be money..or in some cases "flash" IE rock stars...
Trust me you really don't want that.

Ego boost?
Why would I want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.....

 

True true.

Actually what gives me an ego boost is when kids stop doing whatever they are doing when they see me go by in the Corvette and you can read their lips saying wow!!! That was me at some point few decades ago, however; it also tells kids " you can have one too someday"

 

heres a chickmagnet


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO4cw565V98&fmt=18

 

Kids, I dont have any...just my wifes 15 yo daughter who doesn't care about cars,
I see guys act like if a kids even looks hard at their car it will harm it some way,
Perhaps these cars need to be locked away in a vault so a pigeon cant fart on it,

When kids admire a car that is the start of a future car crafter, act like a jackass to the kid and they go off hating the cars the crafters all of the hobby,

I have had some pretty cool show cars, while I would never let some child go wild and use my car as a jungle gym I encourage kids to take a look, sit in it, if that is going to hurt my build then I didn't build it very well....


That watercar is weird, it doesnt tell much on the website but when it's on the water planing you can see what appears to be a boat bottom under the front wells, it also sits pretty high in the water,
When they drive into the water the film cuts to a camera inside the car...is this a fake like bansi kitten, manbeef and gen pet?

If it's not a fake how do they get the boat bottom under it from street to lake use?


Okay,
I got it figured out,



The wheels suck up when it's in boat mode, it looks jack up in car mode....basically a car on top of a boat

 

Given the price, he's not really interested in selling it to anyone.

 

I think Corvettes tend to be CHECK magnets more often than CHICK magnets.
That's all for today.
Regards,
Alan

 

I dated the best looking blonde cheerleader (once was enough) duh.
A blonde homecoming queen was much smarter (& as good looking).

 

Good one Alan....



Also the ex kept trying to convince us the 26yo blonde college cheerleader was a virgin when he met her....

 

The cheeper chick magnet....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5GnBvpFnzA

 

My abs were once a chick magnet now they seem to draw drinking buddys.