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Old Mar 28, 2012 | 10:57 AM
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She is sooooo sexy.....curves to die for, she usually runs around topless. Hot and ready...begging to get crazy and go for a long ride. Sleek, flowing, graceful, breath taking.....she turns heads at every corner..... sometimes a little quirky, kinda of expensive to maintain. She'll haunt you in your dreams....make you do things that you didn't think you would......stay up nights... skip meals...spend money you don't have...she'll make you cry, cuss, throw things and bleed. I really don't like when she isn't at her best. You'll LOVE her...and then you'll HATE her....but, because she's yours, you always make up....and you know how much fun making up can be. You buy her things to make her even more beautiful than she naturally is...you pamper her, and coddle her, caress her, massage her....she is after all, very special! When someone says something about her or is admiring her...it's OK. But, don't stare or drool, DO NOT TOUCH her..... and if you insult her, it is ON!
I love listening to her......she purrs in my ears....and on those lonely hot nights, we just enjoy being together, the wind in our face and the world fading in the dark behind us.....
I look at others and sometimes lust in my mind..... how can so many be so perfect....different colors...various shapes...some are old and worn...but, even then they still demand more than a casual glance. I can't really explain it.....I don't know how to express it....SHE has captured my heart......and I love our C3


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Old Mar 28, 2012 | 11:37 AM
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You must be awful bored out there in Oklahoma.....

Good writing though.....
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Old Mar 28, 2012 | 11:51 AM
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That was almost as good as a Penthouse Forum letter......I thought I felt wood!!!!!
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Old Mar 28, 2012 | 12:13 PM
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it's amazing how much they are like women.mine even leaves red spots on the garage floor every month.
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Originally Posted by billcarson
it's amazing how much they are like women.mine even leaves red spots on the garage floor every month.
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Old Mar 28, 2012 | 01:29 PM
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That's just the most beautiful thing I've ever read. *sniff sniff*
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Old Mar 28, 2012 | 01:38 PM
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Wow, everything in this post is true!
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Old Mar 28, 2012 | 01:39 PM
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Sure brought a tear to my eye !
That was just beautiful.
Lmfao , I wish i had that kinda time bro !
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Old Mar 28, 2012 | 01:51 PM
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I just feel every word of that writing like it was my own writing. I guess every owner of a C3 feels the same. How I miss her right now
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Old Mar 28, 2012 | 02:16 PM
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That's right up there with "Red Solo Cup".....
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you may want to seek some help;

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1268798.html
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Originally Posted by slopoke17

................dude a lumina?????.........
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Old Mar 28, 2012 | 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by 7T1vette
That's right up there with "Red Solo Cup".....
she's not just a car..... she's my... friend!
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Originally Posted by slopoke17

That is kinda freaky......Like I said in the Title "It's just a car"
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Old Mar 28, 2012 | 03:44 PM
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Awesome very well said and very true!!!
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Originally Posted by 7T1vette
That's right up there with "Red Solo Cup".....


Great call !!
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Originally Posted by briankeery
................dude a lumina?????.........
That's all I could find on short notice! I saw the episode and he is one sick dude though.
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Originally Posted by slopoke17
That's all I could find on short notice! I saw the episode and he is one sick dude though.


Some are sicker than others my friend....
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I can SO relate to that! I`ve loved my Pontiacs, Chevys, even grew fond of the wife`s Mustang.
But THIS car.......
THIS car IS special! She`s sitting in the garage now, just a skeleton, stripped to the bone, but I can already see what she will soon be.
After reading your post, I think I want to name her MARY....
`cause "There`s something about Mary"!

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Well Done!!
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