Todays Funny
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Burning Brakes
Joined: Aug 2009
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From: Brisbane Queensland
Todays Funny
An elderly gentleman just got his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-15, pushing the pedal even
more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol
behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to
100mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm
too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked
at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 20 minutes... Today is
Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with
a California State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-15, pushing the pedal even
more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol
behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to
100mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm
too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked
at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 20 minutes... Today is
Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with
a California State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper
Melting Slicks
Joined: May 2009
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I can't remember jokes to save my life (don't know how I've survived in sales all these years!) but this one I'm going to remember. Very funny!
