The Bubba papers
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Racer
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The Bubba papers
I went to find out why my horn doesn't work. What I found was the "Bubba papers!" Folded up post-it note. The guy didn't even have the imagination to write something interesting on it. How about "Caution honking horn may be a fire hazard!"
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Racer
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If you were this Bubba, what would you have written?
I'm going with... nah, not a white racial epithet involving "Honkey" that's too easy.
Let's say, "If you're reading this, please return the car to Bubba J. Cooter for your reward: A lifetime supply of toothpicks, a gently used shop rag, a spool of kite string, and partial roll of duck tape."
Okay, that probably won't fit on a rolled up post it. So WWBW? (What Would Bubba Write?) Assuming, of course, he's literate. Spelling and grammar optional.
If you were this Bubba, what would you have written?
I'm going with... nah, not a white racial epithet involving "Honkey" that's too easy.
Let's say, "If you're reading this, please return the car to Bubba J. Cooter for your reward: A lifetime supply of toothpicks, a gently used shop rag, a spool of kite string, and partial roll of duck tape."
Okay, that probably won't fit on a rolled up post it. So WWBW? (What Would Bubba Write?) Assuming, of course, he's literate. Spelling and grammar optional.
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This could have easily gone under the Bubba worked on the car thread, but I love these pics and stories. It brings a classic phrase to mind everytime "just when you think you've seen it all" Thanks for sharing man. Who knew in a pinch you can make a shim out of a Post It note. Thanks Bubba! NOT!
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If Bubba needed an 'insulator' for that horn button, wouldn't he have chosen his favorite Beech-Nut [foil-covered] gum wrapper? 
It wouldn't have worked,of course. But....that's what Bubba does. 
It wouldn't have worked,of course. But....that's what Bubba does.
