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Old Mar 15, 2013 | 12:35 AM
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Just thought that sharing these painful videos would be good for other newbies. Your car is only as good as you are.

Stock Corvette joke: An elephant is walking through the jungle and hears a cry for help. He sees a mouse down in a pit. "Help me Mr. Elephant!" the mouse cries. The elephant lets down his man sausage and the mouse crawls up and out. The next day the mouse is walking through the jungle and hears a cry for help. He sees Mr. Elephant down in the pit. "Hold on my friend!" says the mouse and rushes home to get his Corvette and a rope. He pulls Mr. Elephant out. Moral: You don't need a big man sausage to drive a Corvette.



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Old Mar 15, 2013 | 01:23 AM
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Those are painful. It makes you wonder how experienced they are at driving their cars.
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Old Mar 15, 2013 | 08:26 AM
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Those are painful. It makes you wonder how experienced they are at driving their cars.
Yeah, really... You notice how most of those fiascos start when the driver nails the throttle, when the car isn't pointed straight?
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Except for the guys on the track...they all need a good slap in the head!!!

No excuse for stupidity!!!!!


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"That was not the tires"
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Old Mar 15, 2013 | 10:14 AM
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I refuse to watch........lol !
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What a bunch of idiots ...
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"That was not the tires"
Yeah, THAT was a real classic....the tires aren't spinning, yet the MORON behind the wheel continues to rev the crap out of it....and nobody stops him!!


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Put a loaded gun in the hands of a FOOL and he'll shoot himself.
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Old Mar 15, 2013 | 01:23 PM
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I laughed, I cringed, I was elated, I cried....this was like a Broadway show!
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Old Mar 15, 2013 | 02:56 PM
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I'm beginning to think the c5 and c6's have a power to weight ratio problem. they all fish-tailed as soon as they hit the gas.
Some of the drivers were total tools, but some of them looked like they got away from the way to fast.
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The one on the beach is the one that gets me. I saw something like this happen years ago in Daytona Beach. Cars can drive on the beach and some would park outside a night club during low tide. Only to have the high tide come in while they were inside the club and well you get the idea.
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Old Mar 15, 2013 | 04:21 PM
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Ther's gotta be a formula right? Like If your HP exceeds your IQ by more than... say... 4 to 1, your driving priveledges must be revoked. That sound about right?
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Old Mar 15, 2013 | 04:51 PM
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Uh, actually, the joke is you dont need a Corvette if you have a big man sausage....just saying...(And I originally heard it told about a Porsche)
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Thanks to the OP for the video evidence, that it's all about control. Geez, you can tell that some of these "drivers" would struggle to fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

I'll bet the innocent cars got blamed for all of those troubles too. Reminds me of other tools that are blamed when mishandled.

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Obviously.........no C3 driver's involved........
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Old Mar 15, 2013 | 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by HBI
Put a loaded gun in the hands of a FOOL and he'll shoot himself.
And unfortunately they will blame the gun.

With that in mind I guess these videos are the result of equipment failure.
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Didn't see any C3's...guess we just take a little extra care of our gems!!!
These videos left me feeling a little green.
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And unfortunately they will blame the gun.

With that in mind I guess these videos are the result of equipment failure.
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Old Mar 16, 2013 | 12:57 PM
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Most of these look like irrational exuberance, but I have to say there's something treacherous about the new cars. I have a C3 with lots of power that I've autocrossed for years with never a problem. If I feel it getting a little sideways I've always been able to catch it. Got a C6 Z06 a few years back and tried it out. In second gear I could feel it sliding out, backed off a bit, thought I caught it, but it just kept going around the other way. Happily (I guess) this was on a big airport apron. Must have spun around five times at 75 MPH or so. Passenger and I just stared at each other, nothing else to do.

My feeling at the time was "what the hell just happened?". It was very sudden. These cars are "drive-by-wire" and have stability control. I was in "competitive driving mode" at the time. All I can think is that these goodies add some lag to the driver feedback loop.

Anybody else got one of each? I'd be curious as to your experience at the limits.
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