Bruised Plums
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Drifting
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From: Milford Haven Pembrokeshire
Bruised Plums
Just had to share this with you all.
Was walking along a main shopping street yesterday when I noticed a ( rather overweight ) policeman running along the street, taking a ever changing course.
Then I noticed an also overweight man chasing a young lad ( about 15 / 17 ). The lad dumped a coat, which was either stolen or contained something stolen in the pockets.
As the lad was much fitter, there was little chance of them catching him, so the shopkeeper shouted down the street for someone to stop the lad.
Just as it looked like he was getting away, a rather fitter young man swung around with his right leg, and lodged his foot smack in the lads family jewels !!!!!!!!!
Seeing this, another chap joined in and pinned the lad to a close by wall.
You could tell by the facial expression that the lad may well have needed a sit down and some pain killers.
As I said to my girlfriend, "that lads paid his penalty even before the handcuffs have arrived "
Think the chap with the quick leg should take up football, cos he sure carried out a quick and accurate manoevre.
Was walking along a main shopping street yesterday when I noticed a ( rather overweight ) policeman running along the street, taking a ever changing course.
Then I noticed an also overweight man chasing a young lad ( about 15 / 17 ). The lad dumped a coat, which was either stolen or contained something stolen in the pockets.
As the lad was much fitter, there was little chance of them catching him, so the shopkeeper shouted down the street for someone to stop the lad.
Just as it looked like he was getting away, a rather fitter young man swung around with his right leg, and lodged his foot smack in the lads family jewels !!!!!!!!!
Seeing this, another chap joined in and pinned the lad to a close by wall.
You could tell by the facial expression that the lad may well have needed a sit down and some pain killers.
As I said to my girlfriend, "that lads paid his penalty even before the handcuffs have arrived "
Think the chap with the quick leg should take up football, cos he sure carried out a quick and accurate manoevre.
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