42 years ago today
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Melting Slicks
Joined: Jul 2002
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From: Deltona (son of Deland and DAYTONA) FL
Thank you all! Some good jokes in there. Norm: no converter waiting at home for me, unless my wife hides one in the cake...Hope they make a 3500 stall in chocolate.
Melting Slicks
Joined: May 2002
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From: Knoxville Tennessee
St. Jude Donor '12
Originally Posted by UKPaul
Right 
That does it... SPLIT THE FORUM! 
Happy b-day! When I was born I was so ugly that the midwife threw me away & handed my mother the placenta.
That does it... SPLIT THE FORUM! Happy b-day! When I was born I was so ugly that the midwife threw me away & handed my mother the placenta.
Burning Brakes
Joined: Aug 2002
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From: Scottsboro Alabama
Mark, just think, 8 years from now when you turn 50 you'll get a discount on your auto insurance. At least I did, State Farm sent me a refund check..........but then again that was 40 years ago..... 
(not joking about the refund check)
(not joking about the refund check)
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Burning Brakes
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From: San Antonio Texas
o.k., guess no one else wants to step up to the plate so here goes..........
1. she's so ugly they push her face in to dough to make gorilla cookies.
2. he was so ugly his parents got a letter of apology from the condom factory.
3. so ugly it looks like his(her) face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork (hatchet, claw hammer, etc. or other implement of your choice).
4. so ugly it looks like he(she) has been bobbing for french fries.
5. so ugly even the Elephant man paid to see her.
6. so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
7. so ugly that when you were born they threw you in the trash 'cause they thought you were the placenta.
8. his *** was so ugly even a turd wouldn't come out.
9. she was so ugly it made me think about turning gay.
10. so ugly she got arrested for mooning when she looked out the window.
o.k. i got it rolling, you keep 'em coming
1. she's so ugly they push her face in to dough to make gorilla cookies.
2. he was so ugly his parents got a letter of apology from the condom factory.
3. so ugly it looks like his(her) face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork (hatchet, claw hammer, etc. or other implement of your choice).
4. so ugly it looks like he(she) has been bobbing for french fries.
5. so ugly even the Elephant man paid to see her.
6. so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
7. so ugly that when you were born they threw you in the trash 'cause they thought you were the placenta.
8. his *** was so ugly even a turd wouldn't come out.
9. she was so ugly it made me think about turning gay.
10. so ugly she got arrested for mooning when she looked out the window.
o.k. i got it rolling, you keep 'em coming
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Melting Slicks
Joined: Jul 2002
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From: Deltona (son of Deland and DAYTONA) FL
I was so ugly as a kid, when I played in the sandbox our cat would come and cover ME up!
I was so ugly when I was born, the Dr. slapped my mother.
I was so ugly when I was born, the Dr. slapped my mother.
