42 years ago today
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Melting Slicks
Joined: Jul 2002
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From: Deltona (son of Deland and DAYTONA) FL
42 years ago today
my ugly mug appeared in the world. 
I know, I know.. the Dr, turned me over and said, "Look! Twins!"
Let's here some, you-were-so-ugly-when-you-were-born jokes
I know, I know.. the Dr, turned me over and said, "Look! Twins!"
Let's here some, you-were-so-ugly-when-you-were-born jokes
Race Director
Joined: May 2003
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From: Science Bitch! Mississauga, Ontario
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9 years and 2 months younger here.....Damn! I thought I was old..
Happy Birthday.....
ok, let's split the forum!!! Twin_Turbo, you out there?
Happy Birthday.....
ok, let's split the forum!!! Twin_Turbo, you out there?
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From: Tampa Bay Florida
Not an ugly joke, but...
When I was born my mother said what a treasure.
My dad turned and said, "Yes ... Let's bury him".
PS It's my wife's birthday too. Not as ugly as we are thank goodness!
When I was born my mother said what a treasure.
My dad turned and said, "Yes ... Let's bury him".
PS It's my wife's birthday too. Not as ugly as we are thank goodness!
Last edited by cannonfl; Feb 11, 2005 at 10:53 AM.
That does it... SPLIT THE FORUM! 
Drifting
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 1,665
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From: Ontario
Happy Birthday. How about some wow you are so old jokes...
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
George Burns.
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
Groucho Marx.
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
George Burns.
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
Groucho Marx.
Happy Birthday 
Le Mans Master
Joined: Dec 2003
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From: N J
Happy Birthday Mark. Come to think about it, I was 42 when I was your age. As Rodney used to say, Hell when I was born I was so ugly the doc told my mom,, we did all we could, but he pulled through anyway. 